Episode 2: Graves/Transcript
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Outcomes
- Outcome 1
- Let Andrew waste all the shots, then you let Andrew guard the parents and make him accept the parents' deal. Or you can just let Ashley guard them from the start. Andrew will not enter the dream sequence later.
- Outcome 2
- Have Andrew fire the gun only once. It doesn't matter whomever guards the parents. Andrew will not enter the dream sequence later.
- Outcome 3
- Have Andrew guard the parents, and have him decline his parents' deal. Andrew will now be able to enter Ashley's dream sequence. At some point in the dream sequence, each door has its own outcomes. The right one is the sane one.
- Outcome 4
- Have Andrew guard the parents, and have him decline his parents' deal. Andrew will now be able to enter Ashley's dream sequence. At some point in the dream sequence, each door has its own outcomes. The left one is the unhinged one.
Checking the news
This is the first scene in the episode.
Character | Dialogue |
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Narrator | You are finishing up what's left of your lunch. |
The consequences of your actions have yet to catch up with you. Which is nice. | |
Ashley | There's nothing interesting in the paper, right? |
Andrew | I'm not done reading... |
Ashley | It's been a week. The odds that there is something now are nonexistent. |
Andrew | Just let me check. |
Ashley | Ugghhh...... I'm booooored. |
How much longer can we stay here anyway? We're almost out of money. |
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Motel
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Meanwhile what do you do?? Watch TV all day like a slob!
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Knock it off.
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You're not going to be in the news, Aaaaandy.
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Yeah, yeah. You think I’m so awful, huh??
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I could be so much worse. Should I show you just how awful I really am?
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Go for it! Though you’re going to find me a lot less accommodating than Andy.
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And now to some less important news.
Character | Dialogue |
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System | Interact with bed with two pillows |
Ashley | (Leave it to Andrew to insist on getting a room with two separate beds.) |
(Only to then have a panic attack every other night.) | |
System | Interact with bra. |
Ashley | (I suppose I should throw these in the washer while I still can...) |
System | Walk in front of the TV while Andrew is watching. |
Andrew | HEY!! Get your fat-ass out of the way! |
Ashley | "ASS"!? I think you meant my awesome fat tits, you cocksucker! |
Andrew | MOVE, YOU COW. |
Ashley | Whatever, wanker. |
System | Walk in front again. |
Andrew | ................................... |
Ashley | ................................... |
Andrew | Alas, I cannot watch the news off of your fat tits. Would you mind getting out of the way, dear sister of mine? |
Ashley | I am not fat. how could I be after starving for so long!? |
Andrew | No. You're right. But you're also in the way. |
Ashley | APOLOGIZE!! |
Andrew | I'm sorry that you can't understand I'm trying to watch TV! |
Ashley | You're so lucky I love you too much to shoot!! |
Andrew | ...... I appreciate it. |
And I would appreciate you too, if you moved a little to the left... | |
Ashley | You're supposed to say you love me too!! |
Andrew | I DO!! NOW FUCK OFF!! |
System | Again. |
Andrew | ............… |
Narrator | Andrew pretends to not see you.
Or your fat tits. |
System | Talk to Andrew. |
Andrew | Not now. I'm trying to catch the news. |
Ashley | There isn't going to be anything about us in there, no matter how many times you check. |
Andrew | Whatever. Did you find the gun yet?
Also pack your things. We have to leave in the morning. |
System | Throw the laundry in the washer |
Ashley | All done! You're welcome! |
Andrew | Great. Thanks. |
Ashley | I really am such a sweetheart! You're so damn lucky to have me. |
Andrew | Yeah, yeah… |
Ashley | I cook and I clean, and I'm a feast on the eyes!
Meanwhile what do you do?? Watch TV all day like a slob! |
Andrew | Knock it off. |
Ashley | ...............
You're not going to be in the news, Aaaaandy. |
Andrew | .................................. |
Ashley | Pfft....... HAHAHA!! |
Andrew | I should've known... |
Ashley | Oooh, what are you going to do about it, Andy? |
Gonna choke me out again, are you? Are you? | |
Andrew | Do you want me to??? |
Ashley | Oh c'mon. I'm kidding! It's all in good fun. |
Evading the Hitman
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Argh! I said enough!!
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Cult party
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Demonic summoning
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Back to motel
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THE HITMAN WINS -END!!!!!!!!!
Character | Dialogue |
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System | You are Ashley! |
Narrator | No one has stepped forth to kill you yet. |
Ashley | Oh gosh jolly, Andrew! I juuuuuuust realized our impromptu night walk to the store has left me parched! |
Andrew | ................. Is that so? |
Ashley | Let us return to the gas stop at once! |
And since we want to be oh, so quick about it, let's take a shortcut through the park! | |
Where we may frolic amongst the foliage, shielded from sight!! | |
Andrew | ................. |
Ashley | HOW'S THAT SOUND?? HUUUUUH???? |
Andrew | Terrific. Let's go. |
Ashley | Not so fast! |
Let me grab my things first. I just realized that I don't trust the staff here. | |
System | Given that you're about to roam about with a hitman around, would you like to save the game?? |
Option | Save. |
Don't tell me what to do!!! | |
System | Open the closet. |
Narrator | Well ................. |
Congratulations! You have found the hitman!! | |
And died. Which is the best part. | |
For the record, Andrew doesn't fare much better. | |
When it comes to cutting people up, the hitman whoops his amateur ass dead. | |
Though given his romantic streak, he probably didn't want to live without you anyway. | |
I bet you'd be happy about that, if you weren't too fucking dead to feel anything. | |
THE HITMAN WINS -END!!!!!!!!! | |
Ah, yes. The world is much better off without you. However.... | |
This is all so anticlimatic, you get a free do-over. | |
Option | Retry. |
Quit. | |
System | Got Washed Laundry! |
Ashley | Holding the door for me, are we? What a gentleman. |
Andrew | Just letting in some fresh air...... And the sounds of the city.... |
Hurry up and get your things already... | |
Ashley | I already did! |
System | Interact with door. |
Andrew | Ashley, are you kidding me?? |
Ashley | Maybe I forgot something. |
Andrew | I don't care! We're going to the park, so we can kill-- |
--K-kill some time frolicking about in the bushes! Is all I'm saying!! | |
Ashley | Smooooooooth. Real smooth. |
Andrew | C-come along then. This isn't suspicious... all... |
Ashley | BhahaHAHa!! Fine, fine. Let's go. |
Go to Gunshots in the park.
Gunshots in the park
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You're it!
Character | Dialogue |
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Andrew | Is.... is he coming after us or not? |
Ashley | I don't know. I thought he would..? |
Let's pick a corner we can ambush him from. | |
Andrew | What corner!? It's all bushes! |
System | Found a Used Condom!! |
You choose not to take it with you. | |
System | Walk behind tree. |
Ashley | Here! This tree will hide us nicely. |
Andrew | What are we going to do if he just stays in the motel? |
Ashley | Well I guess we'll just leave then... |
We'll grow eyes in the back of our heads, and keep watching over our shoulders at all times. | |
Andrew | Ugh, what a pain.... I Can't believe I'm actually hoping he'd show up now.... |
Ashley | Good! Don't feel bad about murdering a murderer. |
And on that note.... | |
Not it!! | |
Andrew | ??????? |
You're making me do it?? AGAIN?? | |
Ashley | Dude only has a knife, you've got this!! |
Ah. I hear footsteps... I think. | |
Andrew | Ashley wait. I've never fired a gun... |
Ashley | Crap... I think he stopped? I can't hear anything anymore... |
Narrator | You can't ambush a killer that's waiting to ambush you. |
And you can't very well start looking for him either. Not without letting him know that you know he's here. | |
Ashley | Crap... Did we whisper too loudly? Is he onto us?? Why'd he stop?? |
Andrew | .... To see what we're up to? |
Bet this all looks suspicious as hell... | |
Ashley | This doesn't look like anything! He shouldn't even be able to see us from behind this-- |
Narrator | An idea hits you then. |
Ashley | OOOOOOOOH, YOU DIRTY BOY! NOOO!! WE CAN'T DO IT HEEERE~!! |
Andrew | !?!?!?!?!? |
Ashley | TEEHEE!! OFF I GO! COME AND FIND MEEE~!! |
Andrew | I don't want to!? |
Ashley, seriously. I don't know how this thing works.... | |
Ashley | NOOOOO PEEEKIIING!!!! |
System | You are Andrew! |
Narrator | Time has come to play hide and seek with a killer (and Ashley). |
Narrator | There are some bugs in the bush, but not much else. |
Narrator | Nothing here. |
Narrator | Nothing. |
Andrew | O-oh god... It's just you... |
What are you doing, you absolute-- | |
Ashley | Shh!! You didn't find me! Keep looking. |
Andrew | Do you want to die?? What if he sneaks up on you, or-- |
Ashley | Shoo! Shoo!! Leave! |
Narrator | Nothing. |
Narrator | An attempt, or several, has been made to place the trash where it belongs. |
So close! They were all so close but couldn't quite stick the landing!! | |
Narrator | Nothing at all. |
Narrator | Nothing here. |
Narrator | There's nothing but trash in this bush. |
People think they are so clever hiding their candy wrappers and beer cans here. | |
Narrator | It looks like someone has gone through the bushes here... |
Narrator | There's nothing here, but a bunch of branches that have been bent. |
Narrator | Nothing's here. |
Narrator | An abandoned shopping cart. Very classy. |
Andrew | THERE HE IS!!! |
Option | (A) Shoot. |
(B) SHOOT!!!!!! | |
Andrew | ............... Did--?... I-is he dead? |
Ashley | Nice work! |
System | Ashley reclaims her gun. |
Ashley | Hehee! I knew you had it in you. |
Andrew | I have a few choice words to say to you, but this is neither the time nor the place... |
Let's get going before someone comes to see what's up. | |
Ashley | Well then, we can just shoot them too. |
Andrew | Don't think we'll always be so lucky...... |
Oh yeah!! And what the fuck was THAT!? | |
Ashley | What was what?? |
Andrew | You running off out of the blue! |
Ashley | What? You needed an excuse to start rummaging through the bushes. |
Now that the hitman thought you were looking for me, he sat there waiting for you. | |
He didn't know you had a gun and would kill him instead! I am a bloody genius!! | |
Andrew | And what if he was in the bush you ran off to, huh!? Genius. |
Ashley | Well he wasn't. |
Andrew | Arrghhh......... |
Ashley | Quit your bitching. It all worked out! |
Andrew | Clue me in the next time you have these "genius" ideas! |
Ashley | So that I can tell you off. |
Andrew | Hahaha!! |
System | You are Ashley! |
System | Interact with corpse. |
Andrew | ....Do we just.... leave him here? |
Ashley | Why not? As long as no one saw us do it, who's gonna have a clue it was us? |
Hell, this guy carries knives with him. He's clearly a criminal. | |
Maybe the autorities will assume his "friends" got him or something? | |
Andrew | Ever the optimist… |
Ahhh, whatever. Let's just go before someone comes to walk their dog or something... | |
System | Got Car Keys! |
Andrew | Oh yeah, baby. Leave those finger prints aaaaaaall over the guy. That's just great. |
Ashley | ......... I'm sure you meant to say something else. |
Andrew | I guess it doesn't matter. Since you've never gotten your fingerprints taken... |
Ashley | Have you? |
Andrew | Yeah. |
Ashley | Urgghhh... Motherfucker. What for?? |
Andrew | My driver's license. |
Ashley | Well good thing it's me manhandling this corpse then! |
System | Interact again. |
Narrator | Haha! He's fucking dead. |
Go to car ride.
Car ride
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Okey dokey.
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Feet on the floor!
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I know it's not a joke!!
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I--?? Yeah, it is. you get so mad! It's just funny.
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Well? Are you going to drive or what?
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........... I just don't want us to get in trouble.
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But you don't have to be such a hardass about it.
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Are you angry? I'm looking out for us.
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Fucking drive, Andy!!
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............................ D-drive, Andrew.
Character | Dialogue |
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System | Ashley interacts with the driving seat. |
Ashley | Alright! Let's--- |
Andrew | See if this guy has anything interesting in his car. |
Ashley | So much for not leaving fingerprints.... |
Andrew | It's a little late to worry about that. You've already touched the door, the handle, the wheel.... |
Ashley | .... It's fine if it's me, right?? |
Interact with back seats. | |
System | "Meditate Mindlessly" sits on top of the car seat. |
System | Newspaper cutouts of various incidents. |
Most of them are about your old apartment. Both the tainted water and the fire situation. | |
There is also an article from last week about some chemical leak in some other city. | |
Someone has scribbled the words "same shit" in the corner. | |
Interact with front seats. | |
System | There is an envelope with various papers inside. The most notable one reads: |
"Dear Mr. Washing Machine, consider this a receipt for your cleaning services." | |
"We're extremely grateful that you've accepted to clean our laundry for us." | |
"And we're so confident in your services,that we will not be needing any progress reports." | |
"In fact, please do not contact us. If anyone were to ask, the less we know, the better." | |
"As a bonus, we've included free samples of all the new soda flavors from our sister company! Happy washing!" | |
Ashley | ...... Are we the "laundry"? |
Andrew | Seems that way... |
Ashley | Haha, yikes! |
Narrator | Take the car and go? |
Option | Vroom vroom! |
Not yet. | |
Ashley | So. Where to? |
Andrew | ..... Umm.... Could you elaborate? |
Ashley | We're off to somewhere, right? Got the car and everything now! |
Andrew | This isn't exactly the best situation to go joyriding in a stolen car. |
Andrew | We barely have enough money to feed us. |
Ashley | Fine. Let's go take mom's-- |
Andrew | For fuck's sake! Does everything I say go in one ear and out the other?? |
We're never going to talk to anyone we know ever again! Remember?? | |
Ashley | Did I say squat about talking to her!? |
Let's go rob the bitch blind and leave! | |
Andrew | ............... What money do you think she has exactly? |
Ashley | I'm sure she's got something... |
I thought she inherited some jewelry from grandma? | |
Andrew | Well yeah, but she can't sell those... |
Ashley | She can't, but I sure can. |
Andrew | ................... |
Ahhh, no. We still can't go over there... | |
Ashley | Why not? |
Andrew | We've got pursuers, or something! |
Our parent's place is definitely something they've looked into. | |
Ashley | Listen, Andy-- |
Andrew | Wrong. |
Ashley | Andrew, the "pursuer" is taking a nap in the park right now. |
Do you honestly think you're anywhere near important enough for someone to hire two? | |
If anything, it seems they assume that guy took care of us, and that's that. | |
Andrew | But the thing is, I'd rather be overly cautious than dead. |
Ashley | Sigh.... We'll be quick. |
Ashley | Get in there, rob them, kill them, and get out. |
Andrew | So now you want to kill our parents? Great. |
Ashley | You just said we can't talk to them again anyway. |
So they might as well be dead. | |
Andrew | I'm way too tired for this............ |
Ashley | Fine, we'll just rob them then. |
Break in while they're at work, get some money, and then get lost. | |
Andrew | .... I'll take it |
Ashley | Where do they live now anyway? |
Andrew | I know the place, but I don't remember the exact address. |
Ashley | ........ She actually told you the address?? |
Andrew | ... Yeah? |
Ashley | Huh... The only thing she told me was to stop calling her. |
Andrew | She probably figured I'd tell you tehn. |
Ashley | Well what a sloppy job you did. |
Andrew | Do forgive me, Ashley. It didn't seem like relevant information at the time. |
Ashley | Whatever. Just drive. |
Andrew | I haven't driven a car in over two years... |
Ashley | Will we be fine? |
Andrew | Just don't distract me or anything. |
Ashley | Okey dokey. |
Andrew | Feet on the floor! |
Ashley | My god! It's not even your car!! |
Andrew | Shut up and put your seatbelt on. |
Ashley | Boo!! This sucks! |
Andrew | Yeah, yeah, it sucks. Now hurry up! |
I'll be damned if we get cauhgt in a dead man's car, just because we got pulled over for some stupid shit. | |
Ashley | Make me then. |
Andrew | ............ |
Do you, or do you not, want to go rob our parents? | |
Ashley | I said make me, Aaaandy. |
Andrew | I-- okay, what do you want?? |
If it's to piss me off, then you're nailing it right now. | |
Ashley | Oh, c'mon! It's just a joke. |
Andrew | I know it's not a joke!! |
Ashley | I--?? Yeah, it is. you get so mad! It's just funny. |
Andrew | Like I don't know you, Ashley! You've pulled this shit before. |
Ashley | I have no idea what you're talking about...... |
Andrew | You'll keep going "Andy Andy" until I get tired of correcting you. |
And suddenly it's "Andy and Leyley and Stupid Bullshit" all over again. | |
Ashley | Way to read into it! I was honestly just joking around. |
Andrew | Well then it's not funny and you're going to stop |
Ashley | Nothing is funny to you anymore..... |
Andrew | ........................... |
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Ashley | Well? Are you going to drive or what? |
Andrew | ........... I just don't want us to get in trouble. |
Ashley | But you don't have to be such a hardass about it. |
Andrew | I do, though? When you're such as dumbass about it. |
Ashley | ............ Just drive. |
Andrew | Are you angry? I'm looking out for us. |
Ashley | Fucking drive, Andy!! |
Andrew | ............................ |
Ashley | ............................ D-drive, Andrew. |
Narrator | And so he does. Finally. |
And you decide to give Andrew the silent treatment until he apologizes. | |
You're not sure what he needs to apologize for exactly, but you won't forgive him until he does! | |
So while you wait for him to notice you're not talking to him, you fall asleep... |
Go to Dream in the car.
Dream in the car
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | What the-....?? |
Narrator | You're pretty sure you're dreaming. |
But at the same time you feel wide awake. | |
Interact with flowers. | |
Narrator | Some red flowers are swaying in the breeze. |
??? | -----R sOuL-- |
Ashley | Huh?? What?? |
Who's there? Where are you? | |
And where am I? Is this another vision or what? | |
Narrator | There is no response. |
Narrator | There's nothing to step on. |
Narrator | Picked up Red Flowers. |
Narrator | Threw down Red Flowers |
??? | ---tAR sOUL...? |
sumMoned yOu to------- cAn't tunE iN. | |
Ashley | What?? You're all muffled. I can't hear anything. |
Narrator | The voice continues talking, but you can't make heads or tails of it. |
Ashley | (Ahh, whatever. I should focus on getting out of here anyway.) |
Ashley | FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! |
Where am I?!?! Everything looks the same!!! | |
System | Picked up Red Flowers. |
System | Threw down some Red Flowers |
Narrator | Well you just avoided falling down into an eternal void. |
Lucky! | |
Ashley | AH!! It's you! I summoned you before, right?? |
??? | hUman. YoU've ComE. |
Ashley | Where am I? |
??? | iN a DReAM. I cALLed yOu hEre. |
Ashley | Well can you wake me up then?? I was in the middle of something. |
Narrator | It doesn't even occur to you that you should be afraid of this soul stealing creature. |
??? | I hAve sUmmoNed yOu to mAKe a dEal. |
Ashley | Great. But I can't do this now! |
What if Andrew tries to talk to me? | |
He needs to know I'm deliberately ignoring him, instead of being in a coma or something! | |
Narrator | The demon couldn't care less about the lover's spat you're having with your brother. |
It carries on as if you hadn't said a thing. | |
??? | YoU've uSEd mY gift. |
Ashley | What?? |
??? | WaS it UsEfuLL? sEeing tHe fuTuRe. |
Ashley | Ahh! Yes. The trinket you gave me. Yes, it's been very useful. Thank you. |
??? | ThEn do yOu wAnt tO seE tHe futuRe aGain? |
Ashley | Sure. I just have to keep holding on to it, right? |
??? | iT is OuT oF eNerGy. |
I aM aBLe to REchaRGe it. | |
dO yOu wAnT to maKe a dEaL? | |
Narrator | Of course you do. |
Never has it ever been a bad idea to make deals with devils. | |
Ashley | Let's hear it then. What do you want? |
??? | hUmaN sOuLs. |
Ashley | Well you're not getting mine. So if that was it, then-- |
??? | NOt yOurs, TaR sOul. |
Ashley | (Is that like an insult, or...???) |
Who's then? Just anybody's? | |
And why don't you go get some souls yourself? | |
??? | I cAnnOt eNtEr tHe hUman reALm unSumMoned. |
LiKe YoU cAnnoT EnteR heRe. | |
I aM aBLe to rEacH yOu, onLY bEcaUse oF mY talisMan. | |
buT eVen Then, OnE cAn onLy inteRact bEtween rEaLms tHrough dEals. | |
Do we hAve a dEaL? | |
Ashley | I don't really get it, but I can't say I'm all that interested either. |
Listen, I really need to get back to my brother... | |
If I offer you a soul, you'll make my talisman trinket dream thing work again, right? | |
??? | cOrrEct. |
Ashley | Sounds good! I do hav a soul or two in mind, actually. |
But I'll see what Andrew has to say about it... | |
He's kinda .........… | |
I don't know... something is shifting. I don't really like it..... | |
Narrator | The demon says nothing to that. |
It probably wasn't the right entity to talk to about this. | |
??? | I wiLL bE wAiting.... |
Ashley | Err... Right! Alright. I'll see what I can do. |
So how do I wake up? | |
??? | yOu waKe uP onCe yOur miND reTurns hoMe. |
Ashley | Huh??????? |
??? | fAreWeLL, tAr SoUL. |
System | The entity has left. |
Interact with left door | |
Narrator | The door is decorated with red flowers. Enter? |
Option | Yup! |
Nah. | |
Narrator | Found a present. |
Inside is...... | |
A lemon muffin disguised as a birthday cake!! | |
Ashley | Haha! Oh man... |
Kind of takes me back... | |
Narrator | You get lost in your thoughts for a bit... |
Flashback: Lemon muffins
Character | Dialogue |
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Leyley | ............... |
Sigh....... | |
Andy | I'm home. |
.... Oh? What's that you got there? | |
Leyley | My teacher gave it to me. |
Andy | That's nice of her. |
Leyley | She gives one to everyone on their birthday. It's not special. |
Andy | She's not getting paid to do it, so she's going out of her way to try and make you smile. |
Leyley | ............... |
Leyley | ........ Hey Andy? |
Andy | Yeah? |
Leyley | Isn't it interesting that when it's your birthday, you have your classmates come over and stuff... |
But when it's my birthday, we can never afford anything? | |
Andy | ...... I've got some pocket money. Wanna go buy cake? |
Leyley | Nah.... It's not like my friends would show up anyway..... |
They're always busy when I ask them for anything. | |
Even when I haven't said the date yet.... | |
Andy | More cake for us. |
Leyley | ................ I don't know. |
Andy | C'mon, let's get you something. |
Leyley | Hehee! Okay. |
Leyley | ...... Frozen cakes? |
Andy | Quiet you, I'm on a budget... |
Yikes... Twenty bucks for whatever the hell that is?? No thanks. | |
Narrator | You watch as Andy scouts the cakes, or more accurately their price tags. |
Andy | ............................. Say, I've got an idea. |
How about instead of cake, we get the muffin value pack? | |
Leyley | What?? Those muffins taste like lemon extract and sadness! |
Andy | If I put whipped cream on them, you'll have a dozen cakes! Instead of just one. |
Leyley | (Ah. He just can't afford a cake....) |
Okay fine. | |
But then you'll also have to watch Hypergore Splatterbrains 2 with me. | |
Andy | That's age restricted, you'll have to ask dad to-- |
Leyley | No, we still have it. |
Andy | ... We do? I thought we rented it months ago. |
Leyley | Yup. Mom said to just keep it at this point, and never go back to that shop again. |
Andy | Ugh..... What short-term thinking... |
Well, whatever. Deal. | |
Leyley | Yessss!!! |
TV | URRGHAAAAHH!! DIE, YOU SON A BITCH!! |
NOOO, SPARE ME!! I'LL NEVER FUCK YOUR UGLY WHORE OF A WIFE AGAIN!! | |
AARRGGHGHHH!!!! MY INTESTINES!! | |
Andy | .... Why do you like this movie again? |
Leyley | Because I was told I can't watch it. |
Andy | Ahh.... Of course. |
Well happy birthday, Leyley. | |
Leyley | Hehee!! Thank you, thank you! |
Andy | I'll remind mom to put some money aside for you next year... |
Leyley | Nah, that's okay. |
Andy | .... Huh? |
Leyley | I think this birthday stuff is fucking stupid anyway. |
Andy | Watch your mouth, you little shit. |
Leyley | But it is! So what if it's been another year? |
It's all nonsense anyway......… | |
Who cares. | |
Andy | Well, I for one. |
Leyley | Then that makes a grand total of one person who cares. |
Andy | Fine. I'll just buy you something on my own then. |
And I happen to like these sad lemon muffins, so guess what you'll get next year too. | |
Leyley | HahHhaA!! |
What if they stop making them? | |
Andy | They won't. But if they do, I'll make my own just to spite you. |
Your existence will forever be celebrated with lemon flavored dough and preservatives!! | |
Leyley | GOD!! No, no!! At least get the chocolate ones!! |
Andy | What? You like those better? Why didn't you say so at the store?? |
Leyley | I thought you wanted the lemon ones?! |
Andy | Only because I thought you liked them???? |
Leyley | No! And didn't you just say you like them?! |
Andy | I was lying so you could keep playing coy! |
Leyley | .... Pfft! |
HahaHAAhaHa!! | |
Andy | Haha!! Okay, sorry. I'll get the chocolate ones next time. |
Leyley | Nah, these are growing on me. |
Thanks, Andy! You're my favorite lemon muffin! | |
Andy | So you pretend to like me? Nice, nice. |
Leyley | HAhaHa!! |
Andy | Wish for something. |
Leyley | I wish my brother loses all his friends and never finds love! |
Andy | ........... Wow. Thanks? |
Leyley | Hehee! You're welcome. |
Andy | .................................. |
Go to Arrival.
Arrival
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. . .. .. .. ... .... . .. . . . . ... Ugh...
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Oh, thank god....!
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So.... Whenever you're ready, I guess....
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... You’re only being nice now because you treated me like shit last night.
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I treated you the way you deserved to be treated.
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Considering you kept pushing me around all day, I think I was pretty fucking lenient with you.
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......... Sigh.
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So anyway. This episode is titled: Andrew and Ashley and the Home Sweet Home Invasion.
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | Hah. The good ol' bad times. |
Interact with door. | |
Ashley | There's still more!? I thought this way would take me home. |
AND GOOD GOD!! I am so sick of these fucking flowers!! | |
Step on all the flowers. | |
Ashley | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! |
Andrew | Ashley..? |
Ashley | Andy!! Is that you? |
Help!! Get me out of this shithole!!!!! | |
Andrew | C'mon, wake up.... It's not funny. |
Ashley | I'M TRYING, JACKASS!!!! |
Do something!! Help me! | |
Ashley | . . .. .. .. ... .... . .. . . . . ... Ugh... |
Andrew | Oh, thank god....! |
I was a hair away from taking you to the hospital........ | |
Ashley | Huh? Why?? That would screw us over, wouldn't it? |
Andrew | You wouldn't wake up no matter what I did! |
God, Ashley! Don't scare me like that... | |
Ashley | Ugh... What time is it? |
Andrew | Like ten in the morning or something. |
Mom and dad should be at work | |
So.... Whenever you're ready, I guess.... | |
Ashley | .... You're only being nice now because you treated me like shit last night. |
Andrew | I treated you the way you deserved to be treated. |
Or actually, no. Scratch that. | |
Considering you kept pushing me around all day, I think I was pretty fucking lenient with you. | |
Ashley | ......... |
Andrew | ......... Sigh. |
So anyway. This episode is titled: Andrew and Ashley and the Home Sweet Home Invasion. | |
Ashley | What kind of knock-off cash grab show is that? I'm not interested! |
Andrew | Well it's definitely about cash grabbing. |
Ashley | HAHAH!! |
I- I mean boo!! No thank you. | |
Andrew | No, I saw that! You're into it. Let's go. |
Ashley | Nooooo, it sucks! Hahah!! |
But I'm so nice that I'll roll with it for now. | |
Ashley | Why on earth are we at some park? |
Andrew | Free parking, that's' why. |
Mom and dad live somewhere down this slope. | |
Interact with sign. | |
Narrator | Welcome to the Bumfuck Nowhere National Park! |
Interact with ice cream stand. | |
Narrator | The ice cream stand only operates during the height of the summer season. |
Breaking in
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | This can't be the right place. |
Look at how nice everything is. | |
Andrew | No, it's gotta be this. She did sound happy when she talked about their new place too... |
Ashley | What's their last name anyway? |
Andrew | What do you mean "what's their last name"!? |
Ashley | The nameplates on the doors! Did they go with dad's name or mom's?? |
Andrew | ... Dad's name, right? Why would they change that at this point..? |
Ashley | I don't know... To throw us off? |
Andrew | You really make it sound like they don't want us to find them.... |
Ashley | Just a feeling I got. |
Andrew | ...... |
Ashley | Well whatever. Let's find the house of Mr. and Mrs. Graves. |
Narrator | Grayson. |
Narrator | Smiths. |
Narrator | Ugly Van McHideous. |
Narrator | Shitterson. |
Narrator | Jones. |
Ashley | A-ha! Here we go. |
Andrew | D-don't just knock--!! |
Narrator | No one comes to open the door. |
Ashley | Alright. All good. |
Andrew | ............ Whatever. Let's just find a way in. |
Ashley | They've got a garden and everything. |
Andrew | Doesnt matter. We'll fill our pockets, and go. |
Ashley | Oh! I think this window is open. |
Andrew | Can you reach it? |
Ashley | Nope. |
Narrator | Here grow some tasty onions. |
Narrator | Here grow some scrumptious carrots. |
Narrator | Here grow some palatable potatoes. |
Narrator | You check under the flowerpot... |
Got Key!! | |
There is fuck-all under the flowerpot. | |
Narrator | Some suprisingly heavy rocks. |
Ashley | Argh!! It's still too high! |
Lift me up. | |
Andrew | Well? |
Ashley | Ugh, no good. It's open, but held in place by a latch that's on the other side of the window. |
Dammit... My fingers can't reach to unhook it. | |
Interact again. | |
Andrew | I'll push you up after you've opened the latch. |
Ashley | You're just looking for an excuse to touch my ass. |
Andrew | I-- Okay, two things… |
First of all, no. | |
Secondly, like I'd need an excuse!? | |
Ashley | HahHAHa!! |
Andrew | Now hurry up and find something before I slap you. |
Ashley | On my ass or the face? |
Andrew | That, m'lady, I'll let you find out. |
Ashley | Ugh, so it's the face.... Fine. I'll find something to unhook the latch with. |
Interact again. | |
Narrator | You need something to unhook the latch with. |
Ashley | Let's see, let's see. |
A-ha!! | |
Narrator | Andrew helps you climb in through the now open window. |
Ashley | Give me your hand. I'll pull you up! |
Andrew | Thanks, but I'd much rather you just open a door for me. |
Ashley | Oh yeah. That would be easier..... |
Narrator | Renovations are afoot. |
Narrator | You turn the handle but no water comes out. |
Narrator | There's no water inside the toilet bowl. I recommend you don't try to use this one. |
Ashley | Welcome, welcome! |
Andrew | Thank you. |
Ashley | Not so fast! |
Andrew | ...???? |
Ashley | Now what do we say? |
Andrew | ..... Thank you very much? |
Ashley | Wrong! Try again. |
Andrew | ................................ |
Exceptionally well done! That was an earth shattering performance! | |
Ashley | Yes! |
Andrew | To think you'd open a door so swiftly, and with such grace! |
Stunning, marvelous, breath-taking. These are but a few words I'd use to describe your ability to trespass. | |
May I come in now? | |
Ashley | You may. |
Andrew | Great. Then let's split up. I want to get out of here as fast as possible. |
Ashley | Uhh, hey.... There was something I was wondering about... |
Andrew | Right now?? Can't it wait? Our situation is kind of time sensitive...... |
Ashley | Well it can, I guess...... |
Andrew | Good. Then tell me later. |
Ashley | ..................... |
House robbery
Character | Dialogue |
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Interact with Andrew. | |
Andrew | Notice how there aren't any photos of us here? |
Ashley | So what? |
Andrew | I guess I'm a little offended... |
Ashley | It's not like there were any pictures in general in our last place either. |
Andrew | True... But now that there are some, why not of us too? |
Ashley | Guess we're just too ugly to be put on display. |
Andrew | Right. Maybe that's it. |
Ashley | YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY I'M PRETTY!!! |
Andrew | And you're supposed to be robbing the house! Get to it!! |
Narrator | It's the phone your mother never calls you with! |
Andrew | The dresser is locked. |
Ashley | You don't even wanna know what your parents have been up to on this bed. |
Narrator | Inside the closet are cloths. |
As well as.... toys.... and some rope. | |
Ashley | .................... |
Narrator | You close the closet. |
Narrator | The closet is full of interesting stuff you wish not to touch. |
Narrator | Nope. |
Ashley | A fireplace! They have a goddamn fireplace, Andrew! |
Andrew | ...... Yes? |
Ashley | This is some rich people stuff! Who has a fireplace inside their house?? |
Andrew | ......... It's not that uncommon, is it? |
Ashley | Not in older houses anyway. |
Andrew | But is this house old?? |
Ashley | Fuck if I know ...... |
Narrator | There's not much in the fridge right now. |
Narrator | Kitchen knives. |
Narrator | A cutting board. |
Narrator | A dish rack and a blender. |
Narrator | A sink. |
Narrator | The pot is empty. |
Narrator | A coffee machine. |
Narrator | A cooking book. It's mostly broths and stew recipes. |
Narrator | Interact with front door. |
Letter | "Sorry to hear about what happened with the kids. I agree it was probably a blessing in disguise." |
"Don't feel guilty, it's not your fault. Lord has sorted it for you." | |
"PS. Since Andrew won't be finishing college, is there any chance my daughter could have his textbooks?" | |
"Those are so ridiculously expensive... Thanks in advance! Much love to you and your husband! | |
Ashley | ... You never told me you dropped out? |
Andrew | I didn't. It was just on pause until I got out of quarantine. |
Ashley | ......... Though given the situation right now, I guess I did drop out. |
Andrew | Well tough luck for their daughter. Your textbooks are in ashes now. |
Narrator | Yet they've somehow managed to hoard all this stuff, and a spare bed to boot! |
Money is clearly no longer an issue. | |
And the extra bed implies there are no issues in their social life either... | |
Narrator | A washing machine, and a tumble dryer. |
Narrator | Your parents are living it up! |
Narrator | Cleaning supplies, such as Vinegar. |
Narrator | Dirty laundry. Right at the top sits some sexy lingerie. |
How uncomfortable. | |
Narrator | An excellent quality mop! |
Narrator | The floor drain seems a little clogged up, but it's not your problem. |
Narrator | Unlike the toilet upstairs, this one actually works. |
Narrator | A functioning toilet. |
Narrator | On the table lay some documents about purchasing a house. |
There's also a key... | |
Got Dresser Key. | |
Narrator | A metal box full of screwdrivers… |
Narrator | Christmas decorations, including a string of lights. |
Narrator | Christmas stuff. Mostly candles. |
Narrator | Rubber gloves. |
Interact with Andrew in the bedroom. | |
Andrew | ............... Our parents seem to have picked up some new and exciting hobbies. |
Ashley | Tell me more. |
Andrew | I, uhhh.... don't think I will..... |
But now it makes sense why mom kept hassling us to move out.... | |
Interact again. | |
Andrew | I can't find the key to that dresser anywhere... |
Andrew | Oh, you found the key! Nice. |
What's in there? | |
Narrator | There is no sight of any jewelry, but you spot some paperwork. |
It reads: | |
"Dear Mr. and Mrs. Graves, you have opted in for compensation for damages caused by our company's error." | |
"Our representative will be glad to meet with you. Please come discuss the matter further at your earliest convenience." | |
Flipping through the folder, something catches your eye. | |
It is the death certificates of Ashley and Andrew Graves. | |
Ashley | Huh. |
Andrew | ....HUH?!?!?!?! |
Ashley | I didn't know we died three months ago. |
Andrew | What the hell is this??? |
Ashley | I guess that explains why mom kept telling me not to call. |
It must've been spooky getting phone calls from a ghost! | |
Andrew | That's-- |
Narrator | Someone has entered the house. |
Andrew | Oh shit! Isn't this too early? They shouldn't be home yet! |
Narrator | You consider shooting whichever parent just came in. |
But you can't offer the souls of the dead, so you hold off on that idea. | |
Mom | ........ Is someone here?? |
Andrew | H-HIIIII MOM!! It's just us! |
Reunion
Character | Dialogue |
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Andrew | Welcome hooooome! |
Mom | ....Andrew? |
What are you doing here? | |
Andrew | Surprise! We came for a visit! |
Mom | Oh.... I see. |
Ashley | How are you home so early? Did you get fired?? |
Mom | It's my day off. I was just out shopping... |
How did you two get inside? | |
Andrew | You left the door unlocked. You should really be more careful about that. |
Mom | ..... Did I really? |
Andrew | Here. Let me help you with those groceries. |
Mom | Thanks..? You should've let me know you were coming... |
Andrew | How about some coffee? Where do you keep the grounds? |
Mom | In the top cupboard... But what about the quarantine? |
Andrew | Any milk in yours? |
Mom | ...................... Sure. Let me just go wash my face. |
Ashley | ........ What the hell are you doing. |
Andrew | Just play along for now ..... Please. |
Ashley | Guess I'll make some coffee... |
Interact with purse. | |
Narrator | Got a bit of cash! |
It's nowhere near enough for you. | |
Interact with mom. | |
Mom | ...... Hi sweetheart. |
Ashley | Why did you stop answering my calls? |
Mom | Ashley, I can't spend my entire life listening to you complain. |
Ashley | The least you could've done was mail us some dry food or something!! |
Mom | What for? You were taken care of. |
Ashley | You're still spinning that bullshit!? |
Mom | Sigh.... Shouldn't you be bothering Andrew by now? |
Ashley | At least he gives a shit. |
Mom | Cry about it. |
Interact again | |
Narrator | Mom is busy treating her work uniform. |
Interact with Andrew. | |
Narrator | He's putting away groceries. |
Interact with grocery bag. | |
Narrator | Meat. Wine... Looks like your parents had a night planned. |
Narrator | A dish rack and a blender. |
Narrator | You brew some coffee. |
Mom | So I saw the fire on the news... |
What happened? | |
Ashley | What do you care?? |
!!! | |
Andrew | Well, first we got evacuated. After that they gave us the go-ahead to leave. |
Since we've been cleared of the parasites anyway. | |
Mom | Huh. Interesting... |
On the news they said everyone died. | |
Andrew | That would certainly make the story sell more... |
Anyway, here we are now. Neither burnt or full of parasites! | |
Mom | .... I'm just glad you're safe. |
Ashley | Yeah, yousure look like it ......… |
Andrew | S-so!! Uhh... Quite the upgrade from our previous place, huh?? |
Where'd you get the money for this place? Did you finally win the lottery? | |
Mom | Ha! I wish. |
This house needs some serious repairs, but the area is so worth it, don't you think? | |
Andrew | (The perfect non-answer...) |
Mom | They even hold barbeque events here with the neighbors! |
Barbecue events! Just like on TV. | |
I thought that was all bullshit, but no. They actually do that stuff here. | |
Andrew | Bet you stick out like a sore thumb. |
Mom | You'd be surprised! I'm actually quite well liked. |
Though it's probably all thanks to my cooking skills. | |
Andrew | It's a shame our Ashley didn't inherit any. |
Ashley | Hey!! What the hell?? |
Mom | Hahaha! |
Narrator | The rest of the conversation is dreadfully boring. |
You don't contribute anything to it, because you can't keep up with Andrew's lies. | |
And if you're being honest, you don't want to talk to your mother in the first place... | |
Mom | Well it was good seeing you.... |
Your father should be coming home soon, so I really need to start making some dinner. | |
Andrew | Oh no, don't worry about it. I'll make something. |
Narrator | You know full well that was her way of telling you to get lost. |
Andrew | Umm... Oh boy! I can't wait to hear how dad has been. |
He must have aaaaaaaall kinds of stories about repairing this place. | |
Mom | That's true... |
Andrew | Anyway, why don't you go rest? I'll fix us something. |
Mom | Sigh.... |
I'll take you up on that. Thank you.... | |
Narrator | Mother leaves. |
You are Andrew! |
Family dinner
You are Andrew!
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Well guess what? Andy is dead.
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.......... You're right.
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I really don't like Andrew.
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...................................... I'm sorry to hear that.
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Because Andrew is all you'll get.
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If we're leaving anyway. With the trinket charged, we'd at least have the means to stay safe...
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I-... I get that, but if we leave quietly, thered be no need for anyone to look for us...
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Andrew, I don't believe for a second that woman can keep her mouth shut without being dead.
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A-HEM!!
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...... And it should probably be two separate places.
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Character | Dialogue |
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Narrator | Somehow your burglary attempt ended up with you cooking your victims dinner. |
Go ahead then. Make something. You smooth talker, you. | |
Narrator | Inside the fridge is some meat. You could probably make something out of that, if you knew what. |
Narrator | You browse the cooking book for some recipes. |
Ashley | ...................... |
Andrew | What? I got this. You can go do whatever. |
Ashley | I'm alright............. |
Andrew | ......... What is it? |
Ashley | It's nothing .................… |
Narrator | You're struck with an odd urge to pull this broody bitch into your arms, and force her to stay until she smiles. |
But you push such an idea to the back of your mind. | |
Where it may fester with all the other thoughts you wish you never had. | |
Either way, you let her hover over you for now. | |
Narrator | Found a Simple Soup Recipe! |
You'll need: Meat, Carrots, Potatoes, Onions. | |
Narrator | Chop everything up, and boil in a pot! |
System | You got Potatoes! |
Ashley | How nice that our parents had all these fresh ingredients. |
While we languished in our apartment. | |
Really makes one appreciate just how much they love us. | |
Andrew | C'mon... We'll get ours. |
We just have to figure out how to go about this, now that she's seen us.... | |
Ashley | Leave no witnesses. |
Andrew | ......... Let's not jump to that just yet. |
Ashley | ......... I fucking knew it. |
Andrew | Please just let me think. I'll figure out something, alright? |
Ashley | ............................ |
Narrator | You get the feeling she has something more to say. |
But you can tell whatever it is, it's going to start an argument. | |
So you leave it be for now. | |
System | Got Carrots! |
System | Got Onions! |
Ashley | Just curious... Did you just use the Cultist's cleaver to cut all the ingredients. |
Andrew | Yes. Why? |
Ashley | ........ I hope you washed it first |
Andrew | I've kept it clean, obviously! |
Anyway, that should be all the ingredients... | |
Narrator | You throw the ingredients in the pot and wait. |
Ashley | ........................ |
Narrator | Alright, you can't take this anymore. |
Andrew | .... Ashley, I can tell something is up. |
Spit it out. | |
Ashley | I have something to tell you |
But first you have to promise you'll agree. | |
Andrew | I will absolutely not promise that. |
Ashley | Okay then. Nevermind. |
Andrew | Stop being annoying. What is it? |
Ashley | Ugh, you're going to be such a bitch about it......... |
I really wanted you to come to this conclusion yourself... | |
But since you won't, let me spell it out for you... | |
We have to kill mom and dad. | |
Andrew | Sighhhhhhhh............ |
Ashley | No. No! None of that. |
I actually need their souls to recharge the clairvoyance dream thingy! | |
Andrew | Do you really? Or are you just saying that?? |
Ashley | Huhhhh??? |
Andrew | Pretty fucking interesting that you'd mention this now of all times. |
Ashley | I did try to tell you before! But you blew me off!! |
And again, I was hoping you'd come around on your own. | |
Shame on me for expecting anything from you... | |
Andrew | ............ Let me think about it. |
Ashley | What's there to think about?? |
Dad | Hey kids. It's good to see you... |
Narrator | Says dad with all the enthusiasm of a dead fish. |
One extremely tiresome dinner later......... | |
Dad | Phew, that was a riveting conversation. |
What did we talk about again? | |
Anyway, I'm sorry, kids. I'm exhausted from work. | |
I'm heading straight to bed. | |
Mom | Could you two clean up? |
Narrator | She leaves without waiting for an answer. |
System | Picked up Dishes! |
System | Picked up Dishes! |
Interact with sink. | |
Andrew | ............ It can't be done. |
Ashley | The dishes, the robbing, or the killing? |
Andrew | Robbing nor killing! The more I think about it, the less doable this is... |
It takes one report to the authorities to put us on their radar. | |
And if anything happens to our parents, who do you reckon are the prime suspects? | |
Ashley | Well surely not their two dead kids. |
Andrew | But were those documents even official? |
Ashley | Well even then, surely the poor Graves siblings perished in the fire. |
Andrew | Trust me, it only takes one person to start digging into it... |
And suddenly we've not only alerted them we're alive, but also revealed our recent whereabouts. | |
We're better off mugging random strangers who have no connection to us... | |
Ashley | And what makes you so sure this bitch won't snitch on us anyway?? |
Seems to me she already sold us off once before! | |
Andrew | I mean, assuming she believed me earlier, there'd be no reason for her to do anything. |
She's the kind of person who'd rather stay out of it anyway. | |
Ashley | I fucking knew it. I knew it! I knew it! |
Andrew | ...W-what? |
Ashley | You're all about being soooooooooooo careful.... |
But when push comes to shove, you stick your head in the sand! | |
Hell, since you think everything is all good, why not stay here and play happy family some more?? | |
Bet you'd like that, huh?? You seemed to get along so nice. | |
Andrew | ........................... You know I'm only keeping up appearances, right? |
And so is she. | |
Ashley | Felt to me it was the same as ever... |
Andrew | Ashley, are you kidding me? |
Ashley | .............................. |
Andrew | ................ Okay. |
Listen, I chose you, didn't I? | |
I chose you. | |
So if anyone is playing happy family here, it's you and me. | |
Ashley | So you're saying you're not happy? Not that I didn't know that already. |
Andrew | Fuck off with that. That's not what I said. |
If you'd keep your end of the agreement, everything would be just peachy. | |
Ashley | I've been behaving. |
Andrew | No you haven't, but that's not what I'm talking about anyway. |
Ashley | I agreed to behave, and you agreed it's just us now. |
Andrew | Funny. Because I remember agreeing to bury Andy and Leyley. |
Ashley | That is funny. I think you're misremembering. |
Andrew | I'm not, because it's the only reason I'm here in the first place. |
Ashley | Then you must've misunderstood me. |
Andrew | ......................... |
Ashley | ....................... What? |
If you don't like it, why don't you stay here with mommy and daddy and be a good little murder boy? | |
Why don't you leave me to rot? Clearly you don't even like me! | |
Andrew | You're the one who doesn't like me... |
It's all about Andy with you. | |
Well guess what? Andy is dead. | |
Ashley | ........................... |
.......... You're right. | |
I really don't like Andrew. | |
Andrew | ...................................... I'm sorry to hear that. |
Because Andrew is all you'll get. | |
.............. | |
It--- N-now isn't the time for this anyway. | |
Let's just leave. I'll figure out what we'll do about the money and the trinket. | |
Ashley | If we're leaving anyway. With the trinket charged, we'd at least have the means to stay safe... |
Andrew | I-... I get that, but if we leave quietly, thered be no need for anyone to look for us... |
Ashley | Andrew, I don't believe for a second that woman can keep her mouth shut without being dead. |
Mom | A-HEM!! |
What are you two whispering about? | |
Andrew | Nothing... Did you need something? |
Mom | Just like peas in a pod... |
Andrew | ????? |
Mom | I don't suppose you've gotten any friends you could go stay with? |
Andrew | ....Oh. |
Mom | There isn't enough space in this house. |
Narrator | Despite it being far larger than the last one. |
Mom | And you're both already in your twenties. |
I don't know how else to say it. | |
Andrew | No, no. It's--... |
Ashley | Yeah, we're not fucking planning on living here. Thanks for the invitation though. |
Mom | It's not like you're unwelcome to visit. |
There's just no room to keep housing you indefinitely. | |
Andrew | Yeah, I get it... |
Mom | But since you're already here, I guess one night won't be a problem.... |
But you need to start looking for somewhere else to stay first thing in the morning. | |
...... And it should probably be two separate places. | |
Andrew | ..................................... |
Ashley | That's a tall order after all our earthly possessions just burned to the ground. |
Mom | It's amazing what money can buy, once you have a job. |
Speaking of which, I have a morning shift tomorrow. | |
There's a spare bed in the basement. | |
Andrew, you can take the couch. | |
Andrew | Alright. Good night. |
Mom | Good night. |
Andrew | ........... |
Mom | ................ |
........... WELL?? Aren't you going to bed?? | |
Andrew | I'm not that tired yet, so-- |
Mom | You are under my roof right now, and you will go to your designated sleeping areas immediately. |
Andrew | Uhh..? |
Mom | SLEEP NOW OR GET OUT AT ONCE!!! |
Narrator | You pretend to go to bed until your parents fall asleep. |
Andrew's dream
Character | Dialogue |
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Narrator | Going to bed is the worst. |
During the day, all the noise, and Ashley's never-ending bullshit, keeps your mind occupied. | |
But at night, alone with your thoughts, there's nothing to distract yourself. | |
Despite having every intention of going to pick a fight with Ashley, you drift off to sleep... | |
Cultist | GREETINGS, NEIGHBOR! |
Hath thou arrived to borrow sweet granules of sugar? | |
Behold, as thou may witness, naught but flesh doth I possess to present unto thee. | |
Narrator | All ghosts are apparently required to speak like this. Yes, even the recently passed ones. |
You read too much poetry... | |
Cultist | Be alert, young Mr. Graves! |
Tis time for you to CoMpARtmEntALizE! | |
Narrator | The pan is empty. |
Andrew | Oh, right... Ashley already cooked one........... |
The candle holder is empty. | |
The door has no handle, nor will it budge. | |
Andrew | What are you doing here? |
Leyley | I--! |
Andrew | Actually, no. Don't answer. I don't care. |
Get lost. You're not supposed to exist anymore. | |
Leyley | Says who? You?? |
You're not the boss of me, Andy! | |
Andrew | Forget this.... |
Andrew | Stop following me you little shit! |
Leyley | HahaHhaHA!! |
Leyley | Ohh, it sure is dark that way. |
Good think I have these candles. | |
Andrew | Great. Hand them over. |
Leyley | Hah! No way. |
Andrew | ............... |
Option | Ask nicely. |
Kill her. | |
Andrew | May I have |
Leyley | Nope! |
Andrew | .................. And why is that? |
Leyley | Because I only have so many left! |
And if my lemon muffin has no candles, I can't pretend it's a cake anymore. | |
Andrew | Just eat it then? |
That way you can pretend you ate the cake and won't need the candles anymore. | |
Leyley | It's too precious to eat! God, you're such a tool today!! |
Andrew | Okay, whatever......... |
Leyley | Ooh! Let me get that. |
Narrator | Leyley places a candle on the candle holder. |
Nothing happens. | |
Leyley | You're welcome. |
Narrator | You used your Lighter to light the Candle! |
Narrator | White noise |
Even in your dreams, the entertainment sucks. | |
Leyley | So what do you wanan play today? |
Andrew | Nothing. Go to bed. |
Leyley | BORING!! |
Andrew | I don't care. Go to sleep. And never wake up again. |
Leyley | I don't wanna sleep! I wanna draw!! |
Andrew | Draw then! Just don't leave this spot. |
Leyley | I can't draw without my coloring pencils!! |
Andrew | Sigh...... |
Leyley | Well... If I nick myself I can get red. |
Andrew | ......................... I'll get you your pencils. |
Leyley | Thanks Andy! You're the best!! |
Narrator | You've reduced yourself to an errand boy for a Leyley that doesn't even exist. |
Way to go loser. | |
System | Got some Colored Pencils. |
Narrator | Someone stares inside the room with an unblinking gaze. |
Interact with trashcan. | |
Narrator | The trash is full of letters. |
Mostly death threaths. | |
Interact with clipboard. | |
Narrator | A collection of photos and notes your girlfriend cherishes. |
Or your ex-girlfriend used to cherish. You're pretty sure you wouldn't be up there anymore. | |
Narrator | It's your ex-lover's dormitory room. |
Phone | You have 127 missed phone calls. |
Narrator | Oh hell no. You are not listening to all that. |
???? | Look, I dont know what your fucking problem is... |
Narrator | The audio has been distorted, but youd recognize that voice anywhere. |
Ashley | I told you to fuck off!! I warned you! |
Do you think you're all that? Do you think you're somehow special? | |
You're just another hole! And you're not even the only one!! | |
He's got a slew of floozies juuuuust like you. | |
Enjoy what you have, because you're well on your way out by now! | |
Ashley | The only reason he's with you is because he feels sorry for you! |
You're just some ugly cunt with a dead best friend. | |
Hurry up and **** yourself!! | |
And when you get to hell, ask your friend what happened to her! | |
HAhHahHAHAH!! Bet you'd be-- Hahah!! | |
You'd be so surprised. | |
Fucking die, you worthless piece of shit slut. Go slit your wrist some more! | |
And this time do it proper. | |
Ashley | DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!? |
Just because you can fuck him and I can't? | |
You think that's love?! Are you fucking delusional?? | |
Cumdumpsters like you are just that. He will never love you. | |
Not like he loves me. | |
I am the only one. | |
I am everything. | |
I am the secrets you'll never hear. | |
When he lies in bed at night, and when he needs someone to hold on to... | |
It's not you he seeks out. | |
It is me. | |
Narrator | That's enough of that. |
Interact with closet. | |
Narrator | What do you hope to find in there? Pervert. |
Interact with Julia | |
Go back to Leyley's room |
Flashback: Julia
Character | Dialogue |
---|---|
Andrew | ....................... Julia. |
Andrew | You've been quiet all day. What's up? |
Julia | N-no, it's...... it's nothing......... |
Or actually, I've been thinking about something a lot lately. | |
But I don't know if I should bring it up........ | |
Andrew | With that much build-up, you kinda have to now... |
Julia | Ahaha........ W-well okay.... But please don't get mad. |
Andrew | (When have I ever once even raised my voice with her????) |
You know you can tell me everything. | |
Julia | I, uhh... talked to my sister about what you said the other day. |
And she agrees with me... that maybe it's--.... | |
Like maybe it'd be better for Ashley to learn some independence... | |
Even if just for her own sake... You know? | |
Andrew | ................. |
Julia | And maybe... for our sake too? |
I think it'd just be nice if you could stay over more often.... | |
And not like ...... always cut things short or cancel on me so much............ | |
Andrew | Sorry. |
Julia | I-I'm not reprimanding you. |
Andrew | I can't make her learn anything though... |
Julia | N-no... But you could.... like, y'know.... not always go when she asks..... |
Andrew | If your sister needed something, wouldn't you go? |
Julia | Well yes, but she only asks if she actually needs something...... |
Andrew | ......... I suppose. |
Julia | Sorry, maybe I shouldn't have said that. |
Or brought this up after all...... | |
Andrew | No, no. It's fine. |
I guess I'm still shook up over what happened to your friend way back when. | |
Ashley might not look like it, but I think it affected her a lot too. | |
So that's probably why she is how she is... | |
Julia | ...... I really don't get that impression at all. |
Andrew | For someone so obnoxious, she's surprisingly difficult to read, isn't she? |
Julia | *Mutter mutter* She's difficult in general...... |
Andrew | Sorry, I didn't catch that? |
Julia | N-no! Nothing. Go on. |
Andrew | Anyway I worry about something like that happening to her. |
Or happening to you. | |
So I can't let either of you out of my sight! | |
Julia | Hehee! |
I'll be fine if you're with me! | |
Andrew | ................ |
............... Would you tie your hair up for me? | |
Julia | Ohh, heck no! You'll pull on it again! |
Andrew | HahaHHAh!! |
Aww, but don't you know it's how boys show their love?? | |
Julia | Well that's just awful! Hehe!! |
Andrew | (........ I suppose she still lingers.) |
(It hasn't been that long. I just kind of forgot about her with all the chaos going on.) | |
Narrator | You'll never see her again. |
And the fact that it doesn't really bother you, bothers you. |
Leyley's coloring pencils
Character | Dialogue |
---|---|
Leyley | Yesss!! Thank you! |
What should I draw?? | |
Andrew | I wouldn't want to hinder your artistic genius with my bad ideas. |
Leyley | Hmm... Good call. |
Well whatever. As a thank you, I'll give you a candle! | |
Treat it carefully, as if it were me!! | |
Andrew | I'm lighting it on fire. |
Leyley | ......... Not cool. |
Andrew | That's flames for you. |
Leyley | BhAHhAHAhh!! Boo! You suck. |
System | Got a candle. |
Interact with Leyley. | |
Narrator | Leyley is focused on drawing. |
Interact with corpse. | |
Narrator | Ashley would've wanted to kill this one anyway. |
You couldn't leave any witnesses after all. | |
Still, you can't comprehend why there hasn't even a mention of her on the news. | |
Surely someone found her before the fire burned the apartment down. | |
Is there an investigation going on? | |
Can this be linked back to you?? | |
Other than that, it doesn't bother you. | |
interact with warden's corpse. | |
Narrator | You killed this one to protect Ashley. |
No regrets. | |
Back when he and his buddies still fed you, this one was always leering at her. | |
Nevermind, there is one regret. | |
You wish you could've killed him slower. | |
Interact with hitman's corpse. | |
Narrator | This one you had to get before he got you. |
It worries you someone wanted you dead badly enough to hire this guy. | |
Interact with closet. | |
System | Found Ashley in the closet! |
Andrew | There you are, you menace. |
Ashley | Tadaaaaah! |
Andrew | I'm missing that limb you cooked. |
I figured you'd have it. | |
Ashley | It's in your stomach, right? And mine. |
Are you going to cut me up to get it? | |
Andrew | I'd rather not... |
Ashley | What do you need it for anyway? |
There's plenty of limbs right behind you. | |
Andrew | ..................... That's true. |
Interact again. | |
Andrew | So are you coming out of there? |
Ashley | You're supposed to ask Leyley to come out and play. |
Andrew | I'm asking for Ashley. |
Ashley | Then I'm not coming............. |
Andrew | Suit yourself. |
Interact with a corpse. | |
System | Got a Severed Limb. |
Cultist | Well met, young Graves! |
Dost thou reckon that my mortal frame was consumed by the flames? | |
Forsooth, I do not. | |
Methinks the innards of a freezer doth not combust, perchance it may cook, but not burn? I knoweth not. | |
Verily, the most foolish deed thou hast ever committed was to leave mine own remains in thine own dwelling. | |
Praise the heavens that some soul sought to protect themselves and kindled a flame, which engulfed all. | |
Interact again. | |
Cultist | Thee possesseth the absent limb! |
Yet, it doth not belong to me. | |
Perchance, 'tis of little consequence to thee. | |
Interact with freezer. | |
System | Placed all Severed Limbs in the freezer. |
Narrator | This reminds you of something..... |
Interact with drawer. | |
Andrew | . . .... .. . . . ... . . . .. . ... |
Interact again. | |
Andrew | .......... .................. ............... |
Interact again |
Flashback: Nina
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Character | Dialogue |
---|---|
Leyley | Rise and shine, Nina!! Hahah!! |
Did you have a fun night?? | |
I sure hope you learned your lesson... | |
Narrator | There is no answer. |
Leyley | Huh. Guess she's still sleeping. |
Leyley kicks the crate. | |
Leyley | WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD! |
Andy | C'mon, don't.... |
Narrator | You open the crate. |
Andy | ???? |
. . .. .... . .. .. . . .. . . .. . | |
Leyley | Oh.... Oops. |
Andy | (Wait, wait. What......??? Why is she dead........ How did--...??) |
What--.... T-that can't be right. What is going on...?? | |
Leyley | Whatever. |
If you're so weak that you die just like that, then clearly nature doesn't want you to live. | |
Andy | S-shut up! Just shut up!! |
Leyley | Forget this. Let's just leave her here. |
Since you took the stick off, it looks like she went there on her own anyway. | |
Andy | N-no it doesn't!! |
Why would she have clawed at the crate until her finger nails split if she was there willingly? | |
Leyley | Oh well. |
It's not like anyone knows she's here. Let's just leave her. | |
Andy | No! She'll--- it'll start rotting. |
And-- and someone will come looking and find her... | |
I mean her family was already looking for her! It's only a matter of time until they come check here. | |
Leyley | So what do we do then?? |
Andy | Umm... I--.... |
F-fuck....... | |
Leyley | Let's just hide it then. |
Andy | Wh-- huh? |
If no one knows, then it's not a problem. | |
Andy | They're gonna know, Leyley! |
They'll find the body and they'll know! | |
And then they'll throw me in prison for the rest of my life!! | |
Leyley | Me too! It's fine if it's the both of us. |
Andy | No! No, you fucking idiot! You don't get it, do you!? |
Guys and girls don't go to the same prison! They're going to take you away from me! | |
Leyley | How was I supposed to know that?! |
You figure something out then, since you're so smart. | |
Andy | O-okay, okay.... Let's just... |
Uhh... like... move her somewhere. | |
Yes! A grave! Let's dig up a grave for her. | |
Leyley | Alright! Where? |
Andy | Anywhere in the forest should be fine... |
Leyley | I mean there's a park right outside. |
Andy | Y-yeah! There is probably fine... |
But first we need to wrap her up in something. | |
Because no one can see us carry her there... | |
Andy | This will have to do... |
System | Got Tarp! |
Narrator | You wrap Nina's corpse inside the tarp and carry her away. |
Leyley | I couldn't find a shovel, but I figured these wooden planks work too. |
I mean they're kinda shovel-y. Just watch for splinters. | |
Andy | Splinters are the least of my worries right now... |
Let's pick a good, easy to dig spot... | |
System | Got a Wooden Plank! |
Andy | M-maybe here. There doesn't seem to be any roots in the way. |
Leyley | I'm tired... |
Andy | Yeah. This is way harder than I thought it would be. |
Leyley | Isn't this deep enough already? |
Andy | A grave should be six feet, right..? |
Leyley | Forget it!! She fits here just fine! |
Andy | ........ I-..... Okay fine.... |
Narrator | You and Leyley push the body into its grave. |
Andy | Crap, this doesn't look natural at all... |
Leyley | Looks fine to me. |
Andy | No! There can't be this--.... this obvious of a spot! It needs to be hidden too. |
Leyley | Wanna hide it with some leaves and such? |
Narrator | Some more foliage is needed. |
Leyley | Oh yeah. This looks soooooooo much better. |
Also this is all getting blown away by the next breeze. | |
Andy | There's gotta be something in here to hold them in place. |
Leyley | Nice. Makes me want to write her name on it. |
Andy | Out of the question!! |
Leyley | I wasn't going to do it! I was just saying. |
Andy | ......... Sigh. |
Leyley | What is it now? She's hidden. |
Andy | What if they find her? What if a plice dog digs her up?? |
Leyley | Listen! Forget it. |
Andy | I can't! |
Leyley | Of course you can. |
Did you know that if you don't think about something for a really long time, it's like it never happened. | |
Because you can't remember it anymore. | |
Andy | ................. |
Leyley | Let's forget all about it! |
Andy | L-leyley. I need to know you won't say anything. To anyone. |
Promise me this stays between us.... | |
Leyley | I just said we'll forget all about it!! |
Andy | You say one thing and do another! |
Promise me that this time, you'll honest to god keep your mouth shut!! | |
Leyley | I promise!! |
I won't say anything! Hell, I'll never even say her name again! | |
What was it anyway? I don't remember anymore. | |
Andy | Sigh........... |
Leyley | There, there.... It'll be fine. |
Just kidding. | |
I'm gonna tell on you. | |
If you won't do what i say, I'll tell everyone all about what you did. | |
Andy | .................. Who's going to play with you if I'm in jail? |
Leyley | I'll send you letters! |
Andy | I can't read your crappy handwriting |
Leyley | Guess you'll have to do what I say then. |
Otherwise you'll be aaaaaall alone in prison. | |
Andy | ................................ |
Leyley | I am your best friend from now on. |
Andy | You already were, Leyley... |
Leyley | Don't lie to me! |
Andy | I'm not... I think. |
Leyley | Whatever. It's you and me now! No one else will like you. |
Because you're bad. | |
Andy | ............. |
Leyley | You're a bad person, Andy. |
But I won't tell anyone. | |
Andy | Of course not. You'd be in trouble too. |
Leyley | So what? No one likes me anyway. |
But that's fine, because you'll be around now. | |
Andy | God! You stupid, stupid girl. I've been here this whole time....... |
None of this needed to happen, you could've just-- | |
Leyley | I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME!! |
Andy | ............... |
Leyley | Andy, I know! |
But that doesn't matter anymore. Because from now on, no one will like you either! | |
So let's always be friends. Okay? | |
Andy | .............. |
Leyley | Be my friend. Or else. |
Andy | Sighhhhh...... |
I'll be whatever you want me to be | |
Leyley | Really!?!? |
Then from now on, let's always be together!! | |
Narrator | You had a million things you wanted to say to this creature. None of which were pleasant |
But absolutely nothing came out of your mouth. | |
Narrator | Several days went by without a hitch. |
Andy | ....................................... |
Leyley | Can I eat your ice cream? |
Andy | Go for it... |
Leyley | Huh?? Really??? |
Andy | I can't seem to eat anything lately...... |
Leyley | *Nom nom* Why do they have to put this jam thing in strawberry ice cream? It's gross. |
I wish there was no jam. | |
Narrator | You wish you had the capacity to care. |
Andy | .......... Has anyone asked you anything about ..... things? |
Leyley | Yeah. My teacher asked everyone in class. Some officers came by too. |
Andy | And... did you say anything? |
Leyley | Nope! I only asked Julia if she was expecting to see anyone the other day. |
Andy | ................... Why? |
Leyley | Y'know, because a certain someone told her mom she went to study with Julia?? |
So I thought maybe she told Julia she was gonna come see you instead. | |
Andy | ........... Well did she? |
Leyley | I dunno, because I didn't wanna just come out and ask. |
But Julia said she was visiting family that day, so I doubt she had any idea. | |
Andy | Your promises mean fucking nothing.... |
Leyley | Huh?!?! Why are you being so cold to me??? |
You're worse than you were before, jackass! | |
Andy | I gave you my ice cream, yet I'm a jackass? |
Leyley | Ah, wait! I see how it is!! |
You're still pining for that bitch! | |
Andy | (Here we fucking go again......) |
Leyley | She's dead, yet you're still all about her, aren't you!? |
Narrator | It is never good enough. |
Leyley | What a snake! I bet she died on purpose!! |
Andy | (.... I need a knife.) |
Leyley | Huh?? Where are you going??? |
Narrator | You pick a knife from the sink and give it aquick wash. |
System | Got Kitchen Knife! |
Narrator | Someone is being interviewed on TV... |
TV: Mark | Your success story is such an inspiration to us all. |
Before starting your soda company, you used to be a surgeon, isn't that right? | |
TV: ToxiSoda | That's right, Mark. I am actually a doctor. |
So trust me. One can of ToxiSoda a day, keeps me far, far away, heh heh! | |
TV: Mark | When a doctor tells me to indulge, how can i not? Haha! |
Surely it's only up from here. What plans do you have for the future? | |
TV: ToxiSoda | Well, first of all... With such a great demand, comes a great need for water. |
Which is why I've partnered up with several water distribution companies. | |
I hope this is the start of a long-lasting friendship. We're-- | |
Narrator | The people on TV ramble on and on... |
You're relieved there's absolutely nothing about any dead girls being found... | |
Interact with milk. | |
Andy | ............................. |
Leyley | ......... What are you doing with that knife? |
Narrator | Briefly you wonder if killing her would be worth it. |
Andy | I'm going to make a blood oath with you. |
But in return, you'll have to promise me something too. | |
Leyley | ..... Ooookay? |
Andy | Keep my secret, and I'll keep you company. |
Leyley | And what if I don't? |
Andy | Guess. |
Leyley | Haha! You're all bark. You wouldn't do anything. |
Andy | If you'll ruin my life anyway, what reason is there for me to keep up appearances? |
More-over I'm doing this for you. | |
Leyley | Then what happens if you break the promise? |
Andy | I won't if you won't. |
Leyley | I'm not buying that. |
Andy | Leyley, you are a miserable, loathsome being that has wormed its way into every aspect of my life. |
And for that, my heart will always have a rotten, moldy sore spot just for you. | |
Make of that what you will. | |
Leyley | I mean, I'll take it. But sheesh... |
ACK-!? Gently, you asshole!!! | |
Andy | How does one cut someone gently? |
Leyley | A better man would know! |
Andy | Whatever... |
And thus, she forever keeps her mouth shut. | |
Leyley | Only as long as you keep your eyes closed! |
Andy | Hm? |
Leyley | Let no hussie steal your gaze. It's just us now! |
Andy | I said I'd be around, I never said there wouldn't be others. |
Leyley | AH!? Wait! No!! I want a do-over!! |
Andy | Too late. A promise is a promise. |
Leyley | Andy!! That's not fair! |
Andy | Aww, don't be like that. I'll make you a priority, just not the only-- |
Leyley | It's not enough! Why can't you just-- |
Kill our parents. | |
Andy | ???????? |
Narrator | Hold on, that's not what she said back then. |
Ashley | Do it for your cute little sister. I know you want to. |
Kill them to solve all your problems. | |
Kill them to feel something. | |
Kill them for food! | |
Kill them to avoid the things I'll do to you if you don't. | |
Andrew | ............ What is that supposed to mean? |
Night rendeavous
Character | Dialogue |
---|---|
Ashley | Look who's awake! Good morning. |
Or night. It's still night-time. | |
Andrew | What do you want, you little creep?? |
Ashley | To offer mom and dad to the demon. |
Andrew | Right now? |
Ashley | Right now. While they're asleep. We'll set the ritual up and do it. |
Andrew | ................. |
Ashley | I've given you plenty enough time to figure this out, yet you haven't. |
So now we're doing it my way. | |
Andrew | ............................... Okay. |
Ashley | !!! |
Oh my. My efforts were far more effective than I thought! | |
Welcome back, Andy. | |
Andrew | That's not it. |
But you have a point that mom might snitch on us. | |
I knew that even before we got out of our apartment... | |
I don't know why I let myself think anything else after talking to her... | |
Ashley | It's because at your core, you're just a soft, gooey marshmallow. |
If it weren't for me, all kinds of vile women would've gobbled you up already. | |
Chomp!! | |
Andrew | Hahah! What are you doing?? |
Ashley | A demonstration. |
Andrew | God, you're so fucking dumb. I should-- |
Mom | Andrew..? Are you still awake? |
Andrew | Y-yeah. Why are you still up? I thought you had work tomorrow... |
Mom | I wanted to talk to you without Ashley. |
Andrew | .... It's not really a good time right now. |
Mom | Look, I know it's late. But this is important. |
Andrew | I've been thinking things over, and I believe I owe you an explanation... |
Mom | That's alright, I don't really need to know... I'm really tired... |
Andrew, I understand if you're angry, but at least listen. | |
The whole situation with Ashley was-- | |
............... Oh. | |
Ashley | OHHHHH! Go on, mom. Don't mind lil ol' me! |
Mom | ........................... |
Andrew | . . .... . .. . . .. . .. . . |
Mom | .... For the love of god, this had better not be what it looks like. |
Ashley | Haha!! Whatever. How does this look to you? |
Mom | W-where'd you get---?? |
Ashley | What's it looking like now mom? |
Andrew | A-ashley, c'mon... |
Mom | Ashley... Put that away. There's no need for this... |
Ashley | Be quiet and start walking. |
We're going to the basement. | |
And don't get any funny ideas, because I will shoot. | |
Andrew, go get a rope or something. I'm tying this bitch up. | |
And don't kill dad. | |
Narrator | You did not need to be told that. |
Andrew | ...... Sigh. |
The cellar
Character | Dialogue |
---|---|
Interact with Ashley. | |
Ashley | Don't move. Don't scream. I will shoot. |
Mom | Why are you doing this? |
Ashley | Don't talk either. Just shut up and wait. |
Interact again. | |
Ashley | Why are you here? Did you find anything to tie her up with yet? |
Again. | |
Ashley | Hurry up and find some rope. |
Interact with mom. | |
Ashley | Andrew. |
Andrew | I'm just checking if she has something on her... |
Ashley | Well does she? |
Andrew | No... |
Interact again. | |
Ashley | Andrew!! |
Andrew | What?? I'm still looking for something to tie her up with. |
Ashley | Look elsewhere. |
Don't talk to her | |
Get away from her. | |
Don't even look her way! | |
Andrew | Oh, c'mon... |
Ashley | I can't trust you not to get all misty eyed! |
Andrew | Eat shit, Ashley... |
Ashley | Whatever, marshmallow spine. Go get that fucking rope or whatever already. |
Again. | |
Ashley | Beloved, don't test me........................ |
Andrew | O-okay, okay...... Sorry. |
Narrator | You get the sense that whatever trust she had in you is quickly eroding... |
Interact with dad. | |
Dad | Quite the heavy sleeper, this one. |
Interact with closet | |
Narrator | There's some rope in the closet. Along with other.... equipment. |
Andrew | ........... (I wonder if this is fine.) |
Narrator | As you untangle the rope from everything else... |
Andrew | Ah, shit! |
Narrator | Nice one, butter fingers. |
Dad | Son..? |
What on earth are you doing? | |
Andrew | Err, sorry, I uhh.... needed to, uhh.... |
Narrator | There is absolutely no good explanation as to why you're rummaging through their sex toys. |
And the truth "I want to tie mom up" doesn't sound any better. | |
Andrew | .......... I want to fuck myself?????? |
Narrator | Oh yeah, that'll do. |
Dad | ......................... Where's your mother? |
Andrew | She went to get something from the basement. |
Actually I think she could use some help... | |
Narrator | Confused, your father goes to check up on your mother. |
System | Got Rope! |
Narrator | Maybe you should hang yourself with it? |
Narrator | You take out your Cleaver... |
Dad | Andrew! W-weren't you supposed to be masturbating? |
Andrew | Just walk down! |
Slow and steady. | |
Narrator | You tie your father up with the rope. |
You can't help but notice some old rope burns on his wrists... | |
Better not to dwell on it, as you'd rather not visualize how they came to be. | |
Got Christmas Lights! | |
Narrator | You tied your mom up using Christmas Lights! |
So this is what your life has come to.... | |
Ashley | Alright, good. |
Now do you remember how to perform the ri-- | |
Andrew | Hold up. |
Mom, what's the pin for your credit card? | |
Mom | ........ Is that what this is about? Money?? |
You'd go this far just for a quick buck? | |
Andrew | What's the pin, and where's the card itself? |
Mom | ...... It's in my purse. |
Narrator | She tells you the pin, and you scribble it down on a note. |
Andrew | Okay. Then I'm gonna go and try this now. |
Ashley, you stay here and don't do anything. | |
Ashley | That depends on them. |
Andrew | If she gave me the wrong pin and you end them, then what? |
Ashley | Again. It depends on if they behave or not. |
Andrew | Sigh....................... Alright. |
I'll be quick... | |
Interact with Ashley. | |
Ashley | I wish I could go with you, but someone has to keep an eye on these two. |
Interact again. | |
Ashley | Did you find her purse yet? |
Got Credit Card! | |
Andrew | W-whoah whoah, what are you doing here? Get back downstairs! |
Ashley | They're not going to try anything. |
Andrew | It only takes one of them to start screaming for this whole thing to blow up in our faces. |
Ashley | It is amazing how cooperative a person is with a gun pointed at them. |
Andrew | Yeah, so go point it. I'll be right back. |
Ashley | It's just................................... |
Andrew | C'mon, out with it... I need to get going. |
Ashley | ......... You're with me on this, right? Sacrificing them. |
Andrew | .... Didn't I already say so? |
Ashley | Well you have this habit of flip-flopping... |
Andrew | Ley--- |
Fuck. | |
Ashley | Pfft, hahah! |
Andrew | Look, just trust me, Ashley. We're doing this. |
Ashley | Hehee! You're the best! Come back soon! |
Andrew | Yeah, yeah... I'll see you in a bit. |
System | You are Ashley! |
Narrator | While Andrew is busy picking up the money, you decide to setup the ritual. |
......... Or at least what you remember of it. | |
Ashley | (Let's see... I think it involved...) |
Option | Blood, candles, and cannibalism. |
Runes, candles, and blood. | |
Music, runes, and a book. |
Blood, candles, and cannibalism
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Runes, candles, and blood
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | (I drew runes on the floor using the warden's blood. I also set up some candles...) |
And there was a big magic circle already drawn. I think that was drawn with blood too. | |
Narrator | You nod to yourself, confident and pleased with your memory. |
Ashley | (Yeah! Something like that. It shouldn't be too hard to do.) |
(First things first, I need some blood to draw with.) | |
Music, runes, and a book
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Drawing up the ritual
Character | Dialogue |
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Narrator | Two human shaped sacks of blood sit on the floor. |
But you have nothing to cut them with.... | |
Ashley | Alrighty, so here's what's going to happen... |
I'm going to cut one of you to draw some blood. | |
And if you scream, I'll blow both of your brains out. How about that? | |
Mom | .... Just take the money and go. |
What do you need our blood for? | |
Ashley | Oh, so now you care what I'm about? |
Mom | Don't you fucking act like I haven't tried with you, Ashley! |
Ashley | ......... |
Mom | You're the one who shut me out! |
But even then I've stuck my neck out for you all this time. | |
Ashley | Oh, like that time when you left me to starve for three months. |
Was that you looking out for me?? Aww gee, thanks. | |
Mom | You know goddamn well what I'm talking about. |
I never told anyone what you two little psychos did to that girl. | |
Ashley | Ahaha!! What are you on about? Take your meds. |
Mom | I know you and Andrew did something to that classmate of yours who went missing. |
I knew it the second she was found dead near that warehouse you used to play at!! | |
Ashley | Pfft. Whatever. |
Mom | If I didn't love you, I couldv'e rid myself of you right then and there. |
When it comes to being a mother, I am a fucking saint, Ashley!! A saint! | |
Ashley | Ah, yes. The patron saint of covering one's own ass. |
Mom | Do you have any idea what they would've done to you if they found out??? |
Ashley | Now then, you paragons of virtue. Let's see whose blood I should use... |
Narrator | Which one do you cut? |
Option | Cut mother. |
Cut father. |
Cut mother
Character | Dialogue |
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Mom | Ngh--!! |
Dad | H-honey! |
Mom | It's fine! Don't worry about me... |
Ashley | Yeah, she wouldn't worry about you in return. |
Mom | .................... |
Go to Circle and candles.
Cut father
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Which part of "no screaming" escapes you??
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Mother would like to gouge your eyes out and feed them to you.
Character | Dialogue |
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Narrator | You give your father's arm a good slice. |
Mom | HEY!!! |
Ashley | Which part of "no screaming" escapes you?? |
Narrator | Mother would like to gouge your eyes out and feed them to you. |
Narrator | It brings your heart great delight! |
Go to Circle and candles.
Circle and candles
Character | Dialogue |
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System | Got Blood! |
Ashley | Alright. Let's see here.... |
Yeah. Something like that! Now let's finish drawing this masterpiece! | |
Ashley | Lookie, ma! I drew a circle!! |
Mom | Do you even know what a circle is? Because it's not that. |
Ashley | The nerve of you!! You never---!! |
(No, no... Don't let her get a rise out of you now.) | |
(Candles, candles, candles....) | |
Ashley | (Alright, that's all the candles I had...) |
Welcome baaaaack!! | |
Interact with Andrew. | |
Ashley | Andreeeeew! Give us a hug!! |
Andrew | You have to draw a limit on your card!! |
Ashley | .............. |
Mom | I do? |
Andrew | You do! I could only get a couple hundred before it locked me out. |
Mom | Hah! Suck it, bitch. |
Narrator | Being insufferable runs in the family... |
Andrew | Yeah? Well guess what, now we all get to witness the wonders of customer service. |
Get up. You have a call to make. | |
Ashley, take her to the phone. | |
Narrator | You draw your gun. |
Interact with mom. | |
Ashley | Off we go! |
Narrator | You're in luck, as the customer service line has just opened for the day! |
Yet somehow, there's already a million hour wait. | |
So guess what? You wait. | |
Mom | ................... |
Ashley | ................... |
Service | Please hold. A representative will be with you as soon as possible. |
Mom | ................... |
Ashley | ................... |
Service | Please hold. A representative will be with you as soon as possible. |
Mom | ................... |
Ashley | ................... |
Service | Please hold. A representative will be with you as soon as possible. |
Narrator | Roughly a quarter millennia later, mother gets a hold of someone! |
Worker | I'm sorry, let me just confirm... |
You said you want me to remove the draw limit altogether? | |
Mom | .... That is what I said, yes. |
Worker | Wow! That's crazy! What if your card gets stolen? |
Mom | ............ Indeed. |
I'm not at all being held at gunpoint here... | |
Worker | HA HA HA!! |
Mom | ........ |
Worker | Theeere we go! You're gold. |
Is there anything else I could help you with? | |
Mom | ... Apparently not! |
Worker | Aaaaaalright then. Have a nice day, Mrs. Graves! |
Ashley | Now it's back into the basement with you! |
And don't think for a second I didn't see the stunt you were trying to pull there. | |
Mom | It was just small talk... |
Interact with Andrew. | |
Ashley | The card should be freed now. |
Narrator | Unlike your mother, whom Andrew quickly ties back up. |
Andrew | I was looking at what you've set up here... |
And let's just say, it's not quite there, is it? | |
Ashley | Yeah, I don't remember what the little runes looked like anymore... |
Andrew | God, your memory is such shit... |
Though I already figured as much, so I sketched them out for you. | |
Ashley | Why didn't you just draw the runes themselves? There's blood right there! |
Andrew | Because you might've had a good reason for not drawing them yet. |
Ashley | Alright, fair. Whatever. Give me the card, I'll go pick up the rest of the money. |
Andrew | I really don't like the idea of you wandering around all by yourself at this hour... |
Ashley | It's already morning though. |
Andrew | Well, yeah, but--... I mean... Still... |
Ashley | Just hand me the card, I--- |
Andrew | (Actually, can I really leave Andrew alone with mom and dad?) |
Ashley | (Who knows what they'll say to him! And he's wishy-washy enough as it is...) |
Andrew | ........... Ashley? |
Narrator | You wonder if you can trust Andrew enough to leave him with your parents... |
Option | Trust him. |
Fuck that! | |
[SAVE GAME] |
Go to either (A) Andrew guards the parents or (B) Ashley guards the parents.
Ashley guards the parents
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | (Forget it! This jackass doesn't exactly have a stellar record when it comes to watching over hostages.) |
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Andrew guards the parents
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | ..................... |
Just give me the card. I'll go get the money. | |
Got Credit Card! | |
Andrew | Please be careful......... |
Ashley | Aren't I always? |
Andrew | When are you ever!? |
Ashley | HahHaha! See you later! |
(It'll be fine.) | |
(He won't turn on me as long as I have the trinket...) | |
System | You are Andrew! |
Narrator | There's nothing you can do about the missing audio. |
but at least you can draw the missing runes. | |
Andrew | (Now where did Ashley get all this blood?) |
Interact with mom. | |
Mom | .......... Is she making you do this? |
Andrew | No... |
Mom | Are you going to kill us? |
Andrew | C'mon... Of course not. |
(Technically anyway...) | |
Mom | Then what is all this witchcraft looking nonsense? |
Andrew | ... Just let her scare you a little. |
We'll leave you alone after that. How about it? | |
Mom | ...................... |
Narrator | It's hard to say whether she believes you or not. |
Interact with dad. | |
Narrator | Your father doesn't have anything to say. |
He has always been like that. Just going along with your mother's whims. | |
It hits you then, that you are just like him. | |
Andrew | (.............. Goddamit.) |
Interact with third pentagram. | |
Mom | There was something I tried to talk to you about earlier... |
Andrew | I don't care, honestly.... |
Mom | About Ashley... |
Andrew | ........ What is it? |
Mom | I wanted to apologize to you. |
For always making you look after her. That was wrong of me. | |
Andrew | It's fine.... |
Mom | Can you imagine what it was like for me back then? |
When I was your age, I was already stuck with a seven, and a five year old to care for... | |
Think you'd have fared better than me? | |
Andrew | I wouldn't know.... |
Mom | This isn't an excuse, mind you. It's an explanation. |
I never hated you, I was just a fuck-up. | |
Dad | D-don't say that, honey! We did fine!! |
Mom | Hah! So fine. Look where we are right now. |
Anyway, you were such an easy child I thought we'd be just fine having another. | |
I wasn't counting on Ashley to be so-.............. | |
Andrew | .................... |
Mom | I'm sorry I made you raise her... |
I thought you were getting along, so I didn't want to see what was happening. | |
And for that, I apologize. | |
It's all my fault. I apologize. | |
Andrew | ...... Well it is what it is. |
Mom | It doesn't have to be. |
I think we can still sort this out. | |
Andrew | Is that right? |
Mom | If it's money you need, I can help you get a job. |
They're hiring at your company, aren't they, love? | |
Dad | That's right! If I put in a good word for you, you're as good as hired! |
Mom | Be forewarned though, they get a lot of difficult customers there. |
But I know you can handle it. | |
Should be easy after handling Ashley all this time. | |
What do you say? | |
Narrator | Your parents are offering you an olive branch... |
Option | Accept. |
Decline. | |
[Save Game] |
Go to (A) Accept the offer or (B) Decline the offer. Declining the offer will allow Andrew to enter the dream together with Ashley.
Accept the offer
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Character | Dialogue |
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Go to Recharging the trinket -> Solo dream|Solo dream.
Decline the offer
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I wish you wouldn't talk about her that way.
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Ah, I get it.
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..........??
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You fuck her.
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Wha-- HUUUUH?!?!!?
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No! I mean yes you are, but I have never--!
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I'm baaaa-ack!!!
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I got the money! Did you miss me, handsome?? Did you? Did you??
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(I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!)
Character | Dialogue |
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Andrew | Well, about Ashley.... |
I wish you wouldn't talk about her that way. | |
Dad | L-let's not fight! There is a solution here somewhere I'm sure! |
Andrew | What were those death certificates about anyway? |
Mom | ............... It's a life insurance scam. Nothing more. |
Andrew | How's that work? |
Mom | There's this doctor... Well, a surgeon actually. |
After they told us you'll be stuck in that apartment, we got redirected to him. | |
And as far as the records go, you died from the parasites. | |
Andrew | I didn't even know I had any life insurance. |
Mom | Well, I got it for you two after you got quarantined. |
Andrew | It's kind of curious that they let you do that... |
So then when we "died", were you in on it? | |
Mom | Of course not! I really thought you died!! |
They said your bodies had to be burned because of the parasites, so that's why I never got to confirm it myself. | |
Andrew | (Ahhhhh.) |
(She's full of shit.) | |
Mom | W-where are you going? |
Andrew | I have to finish setting this thing up for her. |
Mom | Oh come on, forget about this nonsense. |
We can sort the documents out. Hell, you can even live here if that doesn't work out! | |
You can leave this whole mess behind you, just like that. | |
Andrew | That's okay. I'm not really interested. |
Mom | What...??????? |
But that-.... That doesn't make any sense. | |
Why would you not-..... | |
Ah, I get it. | |
Andrew | ..........?? |
Mom | You fuck her. |
Andrew | Wha-- HUUUUH?!?!!? |
Mom | Oh that is disgusting! Andrew, she's your sister for god's sake. |
Andrew | I haven't done anything!? What the hell, mom!? |
Mom | Then what does she give you that makes it worth all this? |
Andrew | W-well that's none of your business, is it?? |
Mom | I knew something was off... How did I fuck-up so bad?? I'm the worst mom ever..! |
Andrew | No! I mean yes you are, but I have never--! |
Ashley | I'm baaaa-ack!!! |
Andrew | Now of all times!? |
Ashley | I got the money! Did you miss me, handsome?? Did you? Did you?? |
Mom | ............... |
Andrew | (I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!) |
Argh, whatever!! Summon the fucking demon already!! | |
Ashley | Oh, so eager! Let's see if it shows up though. |
Since there's no music. | |
Mom | Wait! What are you talking about?? |
Ashley | Quiet, you. I'm still armed. |
Andrew, light the candles. | |
Andrew | Alright. Get to it. |
Go to Recharging the trinket -> Shared dream.
Recharging the trinket
Character | Dialogue |
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System | You are Ashley! |
Ashley | A-hem! |
Hello helloooooo?? Mr. or Ms. Demon? | |
I'm sorry I don't have the mood music, but I have the other stuff you asked for. | |
Narrator | There's no answer. |
Ashley | .......... Maybe if I sing something? |
Andrew | Please don't... |
Narrator | Mercifully, the demon shows up to spare everyone from the secondhand embarrassment. |
Dad | AAAAH!!! |
??? | TaR soUL. |
Mom | WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!?? |
Ashley | I offer those two!! |
Narrator | Their screaming is short-lived, as the demon steals their souls. |
Andrew | ....................... |
Ashley | Huh. I wonder if I should feel something. |
Well anyway! So the music wasn't needed to summon you after all? | |
Why'd I have to play it last time then?? | |
??? | tHe CirCLe is hArD to FinD. |
SoUnd iS eaSy tO fOLLow. | |
HoWeVer, yOU hAve mY TaLisMan noW... iT maKes yoU eaSy To FinD. | |
Ashley | Speaking of which! |
A deal's a deal! Charge it up, please! | |
System | Your trinket works again |
Ashley | Thank you! |
??? | .............. |
Andrew | W-what?? Hello.... |
??? | ......... THiS iS the broTHer. |
Ashley | That's right! My pride and joy! |
And no, you can't have his soul. It's mine. | |
Andrew | ........... |
??? | ..... I wiLL sEE yoU aGAin, Tar SouL. |
Ashley | Sure! I'll make another offering once the trinket needs to be charged again. |
??? | I wiLL suMMon yOu. |
BriNG tHis one WitH yOu. | |
Andrew | Wha-- me? Why?? |
Ashley | Okey dokey! Bye byeeeee! |
Narrator | The entity leaves. |
Ashley | And that's that! The trinket is charged!! |
Andrew | What did it mean it'll summon you?? |
Ashley | Who cares. What do we do about the bodies? |
Andrew | "Who cares" she says! Are you kidding me.... |
Ashley | The bodies, Andy! Focus. |
Andrew | Right, the bodies, uh....... |
.......... | |
Well... On one hand, we didn't kill them.... | |
But on the other, them having gone missing would definitely be better for us. | |
Maybe they just fucked off somewhere? Who knows. | |
Meanwhile if there's a murder investigation......... | |
Ashley | Right! So let's make them disappear. |
Andrew | Right... We can start by chopping them up. |
Ashley | Can't we just dump them in the ocean or something? |
Andrew | No, Ashley. We're going to make them vanish. Not wash up ashore somewhere. |
Go to Chop chop.
Chop chop
Character | Dialogue |
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Andrew | Ughhh... How to go about this? We can't leave a mess behind. |
Ashley | Well, there's a drain right there... |
Andrew | Ah. Right you are. |
Ashley | See? I'm not a dumbass all the time. |
Andrew | No, just dumb and an ass. |
Ashley | Oh wow, check out this smartass right here! |
Narrator | Andrew is untying the parents but stops. |
Andrew | W-wait, what....? |
Ashley | .... What is it? |
Andrew | Is dad.... breathing? |
Narrator | You take a look, and sure enough! His chest is moving ever so slightly. |
Ashley | AH! He is!! Mom too! |
Andrew | ....................... |
Narrator | You try various things, but nothing gets a response from your parents. |
Yet their hearts still beat. Their lungs draw in air. | |
Andrew | Oh god.... What is this...? |
Ashley | Maybe losing your soul just turns you into a vegetable? |
Andrew | That can't be! The cultist died. And the warden too! |
Ashley | Well, I mean.... did you actually check? |
Andrew | ... .. . .. . ... . .. . ... .. . . |
Ashley | I sure didn't. I just went to town and started chopping. |
Andrew | No, no, no.... Please tell me he wasn't still alive when we ate him!! |
Ashley | HahaHAhaHA!! |
Andrew | What the fuck is so funny about this!? |
Ashley | Come on now. I'm sure he died pretty quickly from blood loss. |
If not, you ripping his head off must've done the trick. | |
Andrew | ..................................... |
Ashley | It'll be the same with these two. Get to cutting. |
Andrew | No, that-.... This changes everything, doesn't it? |
Ashley | You want to leave them like this? They're not getting their souls back. |
Though if you wanna leave them to starve, I'm all for it! | |
Wouldn't it be a little poetic? I'm sure you'd like that. | |
Andrew | Ahhhh, I don't know.... I need to think........ |
Ashley | Oh, c'mon! |
Where are you going??? | |
No, Andrew!! Look! Look here for a sec!! | |
Andrew | What--? |
!?!?? !?!? ?? ?!!!? ? | |
Narrator | You get your father too. |
Andrew | W-what are you doing!? |
Ashley | There. All dead. |
Now tell me again how I always make you do all the dirty work. | |
Andrew | .............. |
Narrator | He'll bitch and moan. |
Surely, he'll bitch and moan as per usual. | |
But you did not miss that sigh of relief. | |
Anyway! | |
You drag your parents soulless (and lifeless!) bodies over to the shower. | |
Interact with Andrew. | |
Andrew | Alright, I'll start cutting. You guide the blood into the drain with the shower head. |
Ashley | Gotcha! |
Andrew | Whoah, whoah! What?? Stop! STOP!! |
STOP!! It's flooding!! | |
Ashley | Huh?? |
OH!! What the hell!? Gross!! | |
Andrew | Ughhh, great. The drain is clogged up. |
.... And the lid is screwed shut. I need a screwdriver. | |
Ashley | You just keep chopping the bodies. |
I'll get you something to unclog the drain with. | |
System | Got a Screwdriver! |
Narrator | This mop...... it is a work of art. |
Ashley | How do you unclog this thing anyway? |
Andrew | After we unscrew the lid, we can pour down some Baking Soda and Vinegar down the drain. |
System | You check the top cabinets... |
System | Got Baking Soda! |
Narrator | Andrew unscrews the drain lid. |
Pour in some.... | |
Option | Vinegar. |
Baking soda. |
Vinegar
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Baking soda
Character | Dialogue |
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Narrator | You pour down a generous amount of baking soda, and then douse it with vinegar. |
The soda start bubbling up, but the clog doesn't lessen one bit. | |
Ashley | ..... Welp, we tried. |
I'll get you some rubber gloves. | |
Andrew | I'm the one who's gonna have to get in there? |
Ashley | But of course, I am but a dainty little lady! |
You can't expect me to do a man's job. | |
Andrew | .... Fine. Just get me the gloves. |
System | Got Rubber Gloves! |
Ashley | Heeeeere you go. Have fun! |
System | Handed Andrew the Rubber Gloves. |
Narrator | He digs out god-knows-what out of the drain. |
A seemingly never-ending amount of god-knows what. | |
Ashley | Oh, god!! That is disgusting!! |
Ohh! I'm gonna gag! | |
Andrew | You're not helping. |
Ashley | Fuck that is gross, Andy! Hahahah!! |
Andrew | .................... Bold of you to call me that when I am warmed. |
Ashley | GASP!! You wouldn't! |
Andrew | C'mere, you. |
Ashley | AAAH!! NO!! NO!! DON'T YOU DARE!! |
NO!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!! | |
Andrew | Any last words? |
Ashley | FORGIVE ME! ANDREW, ANDREW!! I'M SORRY! I APOLOGIZE!! |
Andrew | Fine. You are spared. For now. |
The drain works, let's get this over with. | |
Narrator | You and your brother dismember your parents. |
And disembowel them. | |
And decapitate them. | |
You also make a mental note to yourself about Andrew. | |
Instead of oscillating between freaking out and apathy, like you expect him to...... | |
Andrew | .......... |
Ashley | ................ |
............................ Who is it.........? | |
Andrew | ........... What? |
Ashley | No, nothing........ Andrew. |
Andrew | If you're tired I can take care of the rest. |
Ashley | What? No! It's--.... it's really nothing.... |
Andrew | ............ I must be seeing things. |
Ashley | Uhh.... What?? |
Andrew | To think I'd ever bare witness to you being distraught over our parent's corpses. |
Ashley | Oh.................. Right... |
Andrew | Then again, I bet you're just moping over finally getting your hands dirty. |
Ashley | .................. And, uhh.... you? |
Andrew | Hm? What? |
Ashley | Are you doing alright? |
Andrew | As alright as I can be, considering the circumstances. |
Ashley | .. . .. .. . .... . . . . .. That's good........ |
Andrew | You're... |
Being... | |
Weird. | |
Ashley | .......... Loook who's talking. |
Andrew | Hah! |
Alright. Enough time wasted... | |
Narrator | Andrew continues casually butchering your parents. |
Incidentally, there's a knot in your stomach. | |
Ashley | ......... So what's the plan for all this? |
Andrew | We're to dispose of it all. |
Ashley | Yeah, yeah. But how? |
Andrew | We'll use whatever means available in the house. |
Let's look around and see what we can do. |
Human soup
Character | Dialogue |
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System | Got a pile of Organs! |
System | Got Torso x2! |
System | Got all the Limbs! |
Narrator | That is a lot of limbs. |
System | Got a Head! |
System | Got a Head! |
System | THIS MOP IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!! |
Interact with fireplace. | |
Ashley | Oh! Can we burn the bodies here? |
It would be like cremation! | |
Andrew | There's no way the temperature of this thing gets high enough. |
Ashley | Boohoo! Watch. |
Narrator | You place the torsos above the fireplace. |
Andrew rolls his eyes, but lights the fire for you. | |
Andrew | ............... Well would you look at that. Nothing is happening. |
Ashley | Give it a minute! Goddamn! |
Andrew | This isn't working... |
Ashley | ..... Makes me kinda hungry though. |
Andrew | Sigh... Let's leave this be for now. |
Narrator | You cut the Limbs into Chopped Meat. |
System | Got Chopped Meat. |
Narrator | You skinned the Heads. |
System | Got Face x2! |
System | Got skull x2! |
Ashley | What do I do with their faces? Make masks out of them?? |
Andrew | I don't know... Throw them in the fireplace? |
Ashley | And what about their skulls? |
Andrew | Well the skulls we can deal with later, along with all the other bones... |
Ashley | Oooh, I know! Let's turn |
Andrew | Throw in some vegetables, maybe spices... |
And then throw the rest away as scraps! | |
Andrew | What do you mean "the rest"? |
Ashley | What do you think? I'm eating some! |
Andrew | ... Do what you want. |
Ashley | What was that soup you made earlier? And what were the ingredients again?? |
Andrew | The recipe is right there. Read it. |
Ashley | Shame on me for thinking you'd be helpful... |
Andrew | It was meat, onions, potatoes, and carrots. Chop everything up, and throw them into the pot. |
Ashley | Ahh, there we go. Thank you. |
I knew you memorized it. You fucking neeeeeerd. | |
Andrew | ........ You're welcome. |
Narrator | Simple Soup Recipe: Meat, Carrots, Potatoes, Onions. |
Chop everything up, and bring to a boil. | |
Ashley | Look at that! Much better than your soup! |
Now was there anything else we needed to deal with? | |
Narrator | You pour your parents organs into the blender and blend away. |
Several servings of crimson smoothie emerge. | |
All of which you pour down the kitchen sink. | |
Ashley | How's that? Good as gone! |
Andrew | ....I'm genuinely surprised you didn't offer me any? |
Ashley | What, did you want a disease or something? |
Of course I wouldn't offer you raw meat! You really take me for an idiot, don't you!? | |
Andrew | I take you for what you are, idiot. |
Ashley | Watch your mouth. This idiot just poured your parents down the drain! |
Andrew | Hah! Alright. That was pretty smart, I guess. |
For an idiot. | |
Narrator | The soup is brewing. |
Andrew | Do you think the soup is ready yet...? |
Ashley | Dinner is ready! |
Andrew | .......... I'm eating too? |
Ashley | Of course! This is the last hearty home cooked meal for a while after all. |
Andrew | I suppose....... |
Ashley | That's right! Now say "aaaaaah"! |
Andrew | Aah. |
Ashley | ....................... (Unexpected.) |
Well? well?? How is it?? | |
Andrew | ... It's okay. |
Ashley | Just okay? |
Andrew | I mean it's better than last time, buuuuuuut........ |
Ashley | Why are you so picky!? |
Andrew | It's really dry. You overcooked it or something. |
Ashley | Mom's just a dry person, alright!? |
And how the hell is it dry!? THIS IS SOUP!! | |
Andrew | No. Mom should be more salty. This is just bland and dry. |
I rate this "waste of ingredients out of ten". Would not eat again. | |
Ashley | GASP! You will retract that statement at once!! |
I slave away in the kitchen for you, and this is the thanks I get!? | |
Andrew | I'm sorry you can't cook. |
Ashley | You're not forgiven!! |
Andrew | Oh? |
Ashley | Jackass! Eat shit and die!! |
Andrew | Well this food is certainly shi- |
Ashley | ... . . . . .... . . ... . |
Andrew | Wh--? C'mon, I'm joking!! |
It's not that bad... It's fine! | |
Ashley | More than fine!! |
Andrew | Yes, yes. It's fantastic in a way my dumbass can't appreciate. How about that? |
Ashley | Hmph! |
Andrew | Why yes indeed. This cooking is beyond my mortal comprehension! |
Ashley | Correct. |
Andrew | An out of this world culinary experience which the likes of me cannot even taste properly. |
Because my taste buds simply aren't evolved enough to sense all the subtleties. | |
Truly, when I said "waste of ingreidents" I meant it's a waste to feed it to me. | |
Food of this caliber should only be fed to kings-, No! Gods! | |
Ashley | That's more like it! |
Andrew | So exquisite is your cooking, that I will write you a shitty poem about it! |
Ashley | Oh god! HAHAH!! |
Andrew | Lo' and behold, I implore you! Come feast your eyes on her, oh and there is food too! |
To ease your weary soul, she's brewed a broth to give you quite a fright. | |
There must be magic on her finger tips, to cook such a delight! | |
And yet the meat is drier than her lips, quarter past midnight. | |
Ashley | ........................ |
... Should I buy lip balm? | |
AND THE MEAT ISN'T DRY, GOODDAMN!! It's just right!!! | |
Andrew | HAhahHAH! |
Ashley | Ahhh, whatever. Humans are hard to cook. I'll get it next time. |
Andrew | What "next time"!? |
Ah, whatever. Anyhow.... | |
I think we've dealt with the flesh to the best of our abilities. | |
But we still need to do something about the bones. | |
Ashley | Well, first of all, I need to ditch the leftover soup. |
Andrew | While you do that, I'll clean the kitchen... |
Ashley | It should be fine to just chuck this into the trash bin outside, right? |
System | Got Human Soup! |
Interact with Andrew. | |
Andrew | Don't worry too much about someone seeing you throw away the soup... |
As long as you don't look nervous, no one will think anything of it. | |
Ashley | .......... Are you talking to yourself right now? |
Andrew | Ah. |
Right. What was I thinking? You wouldn't worry even if I told you to.... | |
Interact again. | |
Andrew | Your inability to grasp the weight of the situation is simultaneously your best and worst quality.... |
I've really come to appreciate it lately, though it pisses me off all the same. | |
Ashley | Thank you! |
Andrew | Hmm... Yup. Dumb as a stone. |
Ashley | I just choose to ignore your not-at-all subtle insults!! |
Andrew | HahHAha!! |
System | Threw away the leftover Human Soup! |
Bagging the bones
Character | Dialogue |
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System | You are Andrew! |
Andrew | (I need to figure out what to do with all the bones...) |
(For now I'll just collect them all before Ashley loses track of them.) | |
System | Got Plastic Bags! |
Narrator | The flesh has burned into charcoal, but the bones remain. |
System | Got Bones! |
Narrator | You put them in one of the plastic bags. |
Ashley | So what do we do about these skulls? |
Andrew | ..... I'm thinking of throwing those into the ocean along with the rest of the bones. |
Ashley | So much for making them disappear, huh!? What did we do all this other crap for!? |
Andrew | Quiet, you. As long as the teeth are removed, it should be fine! |
Ashley | Based on what logic? |
Andrew | The, uhh..... dental records, I guess... |
Ashley | You "guess"? How nice. |
Andrew | Forgive me, o' beloved! For I have never gotten rid of a body before. |
I'm hoping one can't identiyf someone based on their bones alone. |
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Solo dream
You will end up on this route if Andrew accepted the parent's offer.
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | Nope! |
Andrew | Oh c'mon... |
Ashley | Even if you'd have a vision, you'd just freak out and overthink it. |
Andrew | Your dumbass can barely understand what's happening in the present! Much less in the future. |
If anyone should be deciphering what these dreams are about, it should be me! | |
Ashley | Screw you! Now I'm definitely not letting you have it! |
Andrew | Ughhh, just-... Fine. That was uncalled for... |
Ashley | You're not getting my trinket. |
Andrew | Fine, whatever...... |
Have an awful night and terrible dreams. | |
Narrator | Andrew fucks off somewhere, and you go to sleep... |
Go to Nightmare.
Nightmare
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | Ah! It's just you?? |
(No wait...... Something isn't--......) | |
Umm..... I don't suppose we could talk things out....? | |
............... There! Truce? | |
C'mon, Andy. Play nice with your sister! | |
Andrew | Tag, I'm it. |
Narrator | You should run. |
In 3.... 2...... 1! | |
Ashley | WAIT!! NO!! It's not my fault! |
Andrew | This episode is titled--- |
Ashley | No, wait! Waaaait wait wait wait!! |
Andrew | ---Andy and Leyley and-- |
Ashley | NO!! Andrew, wait!! |
Andrew | --and the Final Finale, Finally! |
Ashley | No!! I'm sorry okay!? |
I'll be better!! Let's just leave and forget about all of this! | |
Everything will be just fine, I'll behave! I promise!! | |
Andrew | You've already shown me that's not true. |
I'm not falling for this again. | |
Ashley | No! NO!! No, no, wait I'm sorry!! |
I'm sorry, Andrew! I'm sorry!! | |
Andrew | I am so tired of your "sorry's." |
They don't mean shit. | |
Narrator | He is going to kill you. |
He'll really kill you this time... | |
Draw your gun? | |
Option | BANG BANG, MOTHERFUCKER!!! |
Nah, it's okay. |
Go to (A) Ashley's shot or (B) Ashley holds her shot.
Ashley shoots
This route is only available if Andrew did not use all the bullets.
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | Guess what? |
HAHahHAHAHAaHA!!! BANG-!! | |
Bang, bang!! HAhaHA!! | |
Fucker, you thought I wouldn't--!! HAHAHA!! | |
YEAH RIGHT, I WOULDN'T!!! | |
Fuck you, asshole!!! | |
You waste of my--- | |
Waste of all of me!! I'm glad you're fucking dead, you cunt!!! | |
GLAD YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!!! |
Go to Waking up.
Ashley doesn't shoot
This route is only available if Andrew did not use all the bullets.
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | God, you fucking suck. |
Bye bye, Andrew! I had fun. | |
Andrew | Then I'll see you in a bit.... |
Go to Waking up.
Waking up
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.........
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(What did I do to piss him off like that?!?)
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(............No, I suppose he might.)
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Well there's neither appearances to keep, nor corpses to hide now.
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Do you want to have another go at it??
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Well!?
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.........
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Yeah. It's probably fine......
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | ..................... |
(Shit, Shit! No, no, no, no, no....) | |
(What did I do to piss him off like that?!?) | |
(Why would Andy ever--....?? No! He would never!! Not my Andy!) | |
(............No, I suppose he might.) | |
Or Andrew might anyway. | |
(It's him less and less and less.....) | |
Andrew | ......Everything okay with you? |
Ashley | Oh! Uhh... I've--- I guess I had a nightmare. |
Andrew | A vision? |
Ashley | NO!! |
Andrew | ??? |
Ashley | Hahaha!! No, no.... It was just vague nonsense. |
Andrew | ...... Okay? |
Ashley | H-hey Andy....? |
Andrew | ..................... |
Ashley | (Please be Andy, please be Andy, please be Andy, please.....) |
Andrew | ..................... Sigh. What is it? |
Ashley | (Ohhhhh, thank fuck....) |
Nothing, nothing. Nevermind. | |
I just love you so much. | |
Andrew | Thanks. |
Ashley | Jesus, what a shit reply. As usual. |
Would it kill you to say it back to me every once in a while?? | |
Andrew | You keep calling me by some other guy's name. What do you expect? |
Ashley | ..................... |
Andrew | C'mon then. Our parents won't jump into the ocean by themselves. |
Ashley | ..................... |
Andrew | ..................... |
Ashley | A-hahaa...... Whoops? |
Andrew | Are you picking them up or what?? |
Ashley | Hey now! I wasn't the one who packed them in this flimsy bag. |
Andrew | I said pick them up, you dumb bitch. |
Ashley | What did you just call me?? |
Andrew | NOW, Ashley! |
Ashley | A-alright, alright..... |
Andrew | Thank god no one is here at this hour......... |
Narrator | Vroom vroom!! |
Andrew | Okay, so don't stray too far into the light... |
Just in case someone does pass by... | |
Narrator | Andrew drops the bag with the bones and rocks into the ocean. |
Ashley | What about the skulls? Since they're no longer in a bag. |
Andrew | Whatever. Chuck 'em. |
Ashley | ....If you say so. |
Well then! My congratulations for your loss! | |
Andrew | Very clever. |
Ashley | ..................... |
Andrew | ......... What is it? |
Ashley | Nothing. So what do we do now? |
Andrew | Whatever you want. |
Ashley | Oh?? Well this is new. How come? |
Andrew | We'll end up doing whatever you want anyway. Why even ask me? |
Ashley | ............... |
Andrew | ..................... |
Ashley | Are you, uh..... mad at me? |
Andrew | ...............Nah. |
What do you want to do, Ashley? | |
Ashley | I want to do, what you want to do. |
Andrew | Wanna turn ourselves in then? |
Ashley | Well not that!! What the hell!? |
Andrew | So much for my opinion. Not that I was serious.... |
Ashley | ... .. .. . . ... .. . . .. |
You're totally mad at me, Andy..... Why? | |
Andrew | Remember when you promised you wouldn't call me that anymore? |
Ashley | Nope! But I remember half a minute ago, when you said we'd do what I want. |
Andrew | You're really going to treat me this way, after all I've just done for you? |
Ashley | So you are mad at me! I fucking knew it!! |
Andrew | I asked you for one thing, Ashley. One. |
Not a big thing, mind you. Not even a difficult one. | |
Ashley | ..................... |
Andrew | Yeah. I'm mad. |
But so what? It's not as if you're going to do anything about it. | |
Just pick the next stupid thing you want to do, and let's go. | |
Ashley | You were fine with me calling you Andy back at the house yesterday! |
Andrew | I had to be, didn't I?? |
Ashley | ...... |
Andrew | You knew I couldn't afford to start a fight with you then. |
That's why you started pushing for it. You think I didn't pick up on that? | |
Well there's neither appearances to keep, nor corpses to hide now. | |
Do you want to have another go at it?? | |
Ashley | .. ... . . ... . .. . . |
Andrew | Well!? |
Ashley | ...... What would you want, Andrew? |
Andrew | ............ |
Sigh..... | |
I wanna lock you in the trunk of the car, and drive off this bridge... | |
Ashley | HAhhAHA!! |
Andrew | Ha-ha-ha. You think I'm kidding?? |
Ashley | Ew. I don't wanna be in the same grave as mom and dad. |
Andrew | Then spare me half the fucking respect I give you.... |
Ashley | I will. Right after you love me with half the heart I love you with, asshole! |
Andrew | Say, how exactly is irritating me supposed to inspire tenderness?? |
Ashley | Hah! It's complicated. I'm a very complex person like that! |
Andrew | The hell you are, you absolute simpleton! |
Ashley | If I'm so simple, hwo come you can't keep up?? |
Andrew | I'd have to be stupid to understand the thoughts of the stupids. |
Ashley | Arrogant prick!! Get over yourself! |
Andrew | Maybe later. Meanwhile you should get in the car. We're out of here. |
Ashley | Oh. Where are we going?? |
Narrator | To the bottom of the ocean, dumbass. He already told you. |
Andrew | I don't know yet..... But I wanna leave, before the corpses float up or something. |
Ashley | (I wonder if we're fine now.........) |
............... | |
(Yeah. It's probably fine...........) |
Go to Outro.
This route is possible if Andrew declined the parent's offer.
Character | Dialogue |
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Andrew | Then could I hold it this time? |
Ashley | It gave it to me, so maybe it wouldn't work with you? |
Andrew | What's it hurt to try? |
Ashley | God, you can't read between the lines for shit... That was me telling you no! |
Andrew | I did get it, I just don't care! |
Stop being so selfish all the time and let me try! | |
Ashley | It's my trinket!! |
Andrew | Ever heard of sharing?? |
Ashley | How am I supposed to share this?! Do you wanna cut the trinket in half? I'm sure that's a great idea. |
Andrew | No! Just-.... |
............... | |
Ashley | We're not cutting it! |
Andrew | That's not it! But I'm sure we can both hold it at the same time. |
See if either of us gets a vision. | |
Ashley | ....... How? It's a bit small. |
Andrew | Between our hands, right? |
Ashley | Oh my! How romantic... |
Andrew | Come again..? |
Ashley | Holding hands while we sleep together. |
Andrew | Man, fuck off... |
Ashley | HaHHahhaHAHA!! |
Andrew | Alright, forget this. Good night. |
Ashley | I'm kidding! I'm kidding! It's fine. |
Though I still think I'm gonna be the only one who has a vision. | |
Andrew | We'll see.... |
Ashley | Good night! |
Andrew | Good night............... |
..................... | |
..................... | |
Ashley | ............... Pfft, haha! |
Andrew | Fuck this! How am I supposed to sleep after you went and said something so off-color!? |
Ashley | BHAHAhaAHAhaHAHAAH!!! |
Andrew | And it doesn't help at all mom said something outrageous too... |
Ashley | Ohh yeah, I heard that! |
Andrew | You did, huh. So that's what that little show was about earlier... |
Ashley | Did you see her face? That was great! |
I hope she regretted her entire life just then. | |
Andrew | Pretty sure she just regretted giving birth to us. |
Ashley | I'll take it. |
If for once she regretted the both of us, then I'm happy. | |
Andrew | ............... |
Ashley | ....... What? |
Andrew | Nothing. Good night.... |
Go to Dream sequence -> Right door or Left door in shared dream.
Character | Dialogue |
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Narrator | This seems to be the sane path to take. Enter? |
Option | Enter. |
Nah... | |
Ashley | .......................................... |
- Found an empty Bottle in the trash!
- The rocks won't budge from this side.
- There is a rope of some sort above, but you can't reach it.
- Bottled a spirit!!
- Bottled a spirit!!
- There is nothing to step on.
- The flowers have yet to bloom.
- A loose Stick breaks off.
- Got a Stick!
- Used Stick to pull down the ladder!
- Got Key!
- Got Watering can!
- Watered some Flowers!
- Watered some Flowers!
- Bottled a spirit!!
- Bottled a spirit!!
- An entity has appeared.
- There's not enough sticks to carry your weight.
- MORE STICKS!!!!!
- Snapped a branch from the tree.
- Got Stick!
- Snapped a branch from the tree.
- Got Stick!
- Placed down all the sticks.
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | There you are. Finally! |
??? | ............ |
Ashley | IT'S INTO THE BOTTLE WITH YOU NOW!!! |
Just kidding! HahHAha! | |
Let's get out of here before it finds us... | |
Ashley | ............... Andrew? |
Andrew!! Where are you!? | |
Andrew | Right here? |
Ashley | What the hell!! Don't just run off like that! |
Andrew | ......Did you see any visions? |
Ashley | I take it that you didn't? |
Andrew | Nah, I couldn't sleep.... |
Ashley | Well I think I saw some vision, but it didn't seem like anything important. |
I was just collecting ghosts or something. | |
Andrew | Nothing about getting caught? |
Ashley | Nope! Not a thing. |
Andrew | Huh. Okay? I guess that's a good sign... |
Ashley | Wait, did you say you couldn't sleep? |
Andrew | ............ Yes? |
Ashley | Oh my! And for a moment there I thought you had changed. |
Andrew | What are you on about? |
Ashley | Hehee! Nothing, nothing! |
So what's eating at you? C'mon, you can tell me about it! | |
Andrew | Ohh, I don't know. Something about getting caught red-handed. |
Ashley | ............ Not the parenticide itself? |
Andrew | C'mon, let's go ditch the bones already. |
Every second we wasted, is a second we risk getting caught. |
Go to Awful eulogy.
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Penny for your thoughts?
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........... "Mortifying".
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Huh. Didn't seem like it a minute ago.
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Big words don't fit in your mouth...
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HahHaHahHA!
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You know I'm easy to distract....
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Better than yours.
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You wonder if Andrew saw it too.
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..................... We're not like that, are we?
Character | Dialogue |
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Narrator | Somehow it seems like a highly questionable idea to take this route... |
Option | I know what I'm about! |
Okay, nevermind... | |
Andrew | ..................... |
Ashley | Penny for your thoughts? |
Andrew | No deal. |
Ashley | C'mon. Give me one word. |
Andrew | ............ "Mortifying". |
Ashley | Huh. Didn't seem like it a minute ago. |
So I think you meant to say "gratifying". | |
Andrew | Big words don't fit in your mouth... |
Ashley | Yeah? Something else fit in it just fine earlier. |
Andrew | HahHaHahHA! |
Ashley | Oh yeah! Soooooo mortified, are you? |
Andrew | You know I'm easy to distract.... |
Ashley | Some guilty conscience you've got! |
Andrew | Better than yours. |
C'mere, you! | |
Ashley | Ahaha!! |
Wait--! G-gently! Gently, goddammit!! | |
The vision ends without you dying. | |
So at least there's that, you suppose. | |
Ashley | (..................... Welp.) |
You wonder if Andrew saw it too. | |
Andrew | ................................... |
Mayhaps. | |
Andrew | O-oh shit!! You're awake!! |
Ashley | Well hello to you too. |
Andrew | Uhh, yeah.... Good morning... Or evening, I guess. Whatever..... |
Ashley | Right. So hey, did you get a vision? |
Andrew | ............ P-probably not. |
Ashley | Really? Do you see dreams like that a lot then? |
Andrew | I DON'T!!! |
Ashley | BhwaHhaH!! So you did see it! |
Andrew | . .. . .... . . . .. . . |
Ashley | Quite the vision, huh? Big brother?? |
Andrew | That was not a vision!! |
The demon is messing with us! | |
Y-yeah! That's it.... That's just it. | |
It's because we tried to be cheap and get two visions for the price of one. | |
So it gave us a fake vision instead! That's the only explanation that makes sense. | |
Ashley | Oh please.… |
Andrew | I mean it is your trinket. Clearly you were right and I wasn't supposed to use it. |
Ashley | Sure, sure. Keep selling it, I'm totally buying. |
Andrew | Screw you! |
Ashley | Yeah, you just might. |
Andrew | Fuck off! Do you honestly think that!?!? |
Ashley | HahHAhahhHA!!
I don't know. You tell me. |
Andrew | ..................... Listen here, you. |
Ashley | Fucking spare me, I don't wanna hear it. |
You just helped me desecrate our parents corpses, yet getting laid is what you're freaking out about?? | |
Andrew | No one got laid!! |
Ashley | And you keep telling me I'm messed up... What a joke. |
Andrew | .....................
..................... We're not like that, are we? |
Ashley | I don't know. |
Andrew | . .. .. . . ... . .. . .. . |
You just come off that way sometimes… | |
Ashley | Huh???? How so?? |
Andrew | A tad jealous. |
Ashley | Oh dear. What's that? Wishful thinking?? |
Andrew | Tell that to my ex… |
Ashley | Let's not pretend you don't have a bit of a jealous streak yourself. |
Andrew | Now that's wishful thinking. |
Ashley | Fat chance. Get over yourself. |
Andrew | ..................... Sigh. |
I don't think I need to ask you this, but let me anyway... | |
It's never gonna come to that, right? You and me. | |
Option | Never |
Never say never |
Never
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | Nah.... |
Andrew | Thank god......... |
Narrator | Though it sincerely doesn't matter to you one way or the other. |
It only matters that he's around. Always around. | |
So should he be open to such endeavors, you'd have no qualms about indulging him. | |
What stornger leverage is there than that? | |
But since he has a better head on his shoulders than you, it's a pointless pursuit | |
If anything, him being so unwilling would tip the odds in his favor. So forget it! | |
Andrew | What a warped sense of humor that demon has.... |
Ashley | Haha!! Well it got its point across. No freebies! |
Andrew | That "vision" had better not cost us a real one. |
Ashley | Well whether it did or didn't, there's at least one more vision left. |
Andrew | Well either way...... |
Now that this little debacle is past us, wanna go throw our parents into the ocean? | |
Ashley | Absolutely! Let's go!! |
Go to Awful eulogy.
Never say never!
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | Never say never, Andrew my dear! |
Andrew | Oh my fucking god! |
Ashley | HAHAHAHAH!!! |
Andrew | It's not funny! Don't joke about this!! |
Ashley | Why? Am I getting your hopes up??
Or maybe something else? HaHAHahah!!! Say, did that vision get you-- |
Andrew | I'm out of here!! |
Ashley | Why is this such a massive issue to you?? We've done way worse things together...
I honestly figured it would happen eventually... |
Andrew | Why, why, why, why, why are you like this?? Why would you say this?? Why would you think this? |
Ashley | I--? Wow.... What a landmine, huh? |
Andrew | ..................... Well... Yeah?
Aaaaah, forget this! Forget this whole thing! |
Ashley | Fine. But that was clearly a vision, so it'll probably come up sooner or later. |
Andrew | Well in your last vision a guy slit our throats, yet here we are.
So let's just leave it at that. |
Ashley | Alright then if you say so… |
Andrew sweeps the elephant under the rug and calls it a day. | |
Andrew | A-anyway....
Let's go throw mom and dad into the ocean, yeah? |
Go to Skull toss.
Skull toss
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Bet I can throw further than you.
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............... Bet you can't.
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AH!!!
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Oh yeah!? Well here's your fucking prize, jackass!! It's a fist to the fac--!!
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D'aww, a hug! Why, thank you thank you!!
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............... You're a little different lately.
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Am I no fun anymore?
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Well don't be happy for me or anything.
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | .......................................... |
Andrew | .......................................... |
......... I hate you. | |
Ashley | It's not my fault! The stupid bag ripped on its own!! |
Andrew | I don't care! Hurry up and pick them up!! |
Thank god no one is here at this hour......... | |
Vroom vroom!! | |
Andrew | Okay, so don't stray too far into the light...
Just in case someone does pass by... |
Andrew drops the bag with the bones and rocks into the ocean. | |
Ashley | Since my bag broke, how do we make sure the skulls sink? |
Andrew | They'll probably be fine... |
Ashley | Well in that case..! |
Bet I can throw further than you. | |
Andrew | ............... Bet you can't. |
Ashley | Oh yeah? |
Andrew | Definitely. |
Ashley | On the count of three! |
One... Two... AH!!! | |
Andrew | Ooh, what's that? Looks like I won! |
Ashley | FILTHY CHEAT!! |
Andrew | Noipe! You never said pushing wasn't allowed. |
Ashley | Oh yeah!? Well here's your fucking prize, jackass!! It's a fist to the fac--!! |
Andrew | D'aww, a hug! Why, thank you thank you!! |
Ashley | ARGHH!!! |
Andrew | HahHAHahHA!!! |
Ashley | ...............
............... You're a little different lately. |
Andrew | Am I no fun anymore? |
Ashley | Hmm, more like-.... Let me think....
How have you been sleeping lately? |
Andrew | Are you actually looking for a fight??? |
Ashley | I'm not talking about that! I mean just in general!
Your insomnia! And nightmares. How are those?? |
Andrew | Ah ...............
It's been decent, all things considered... |
Ashley | Yeah......…
............... Unexpectedly, you seem to be doing just fine. |
Andrew | ...............
Well don't be happy for me or anything. |
Ashley | Haha..! Andy is all grown up and doesn't need me anymore ............... |
Andrew | Andy is dead. I don't think he needs anything. |
Ashley | .............................. |
Andrew | .. . .. ... .. .. . ... . |
.... Even so, there's the trinket too.
You're apparently the only one allowed to use it, so there's that... | |
Ashley | (I don't know about that, but it certaintly showed me one way to keep him around ....) |
Heh. I suppose. | |
Andrew | Right. I'm honestly pissed we don't know what's coming next. |
It's really hard to plan what to do now. | |
Ashley | Ah... Right. So what do we do. |
Go to Mysterious mole.
Awful eulogy
Character | Dialogue |
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Ashley | .......................................... |
Andrew | ..........................................
......... I hate you. |
Ashley | It's not my fault! The stupid bag ripped on its own!! |
Andrew | I don't care! Hurry up and pick them up!!
Thank god no one is here at this hour......... |
Vroom vroom!! | |
Andrew | Okay, so don't stray too far into the light...
Just in case someone does pass by... |
Andrew drops the bag with the bones and rocks into the ocean. | |
Ashley | Since my bag broke, how do we make sure the skulls sink? |
Andrew | They'll probably be fine... |
Into the ocean they go!! | |
Ashley | Well there they went. |
Andrew | So they did. |
Ashley | Should we recite a prayer or something? |
Andrew | Let's not get too sanctimonious here. |
Ashley | I feel like we should... I dunno. Say something. |
To put it past us. For closure. | |
Andrew | Closure for what exactly?? |
Ashley | I don't know. It was just a thought. |
Andrew | I'm starting to think you want me to be upset... |
Ashley | I'm just worried! I know I don't give a shit, but I thought you did!! |
Andrew | ..................... I did. |
Ahh, fine..... Let me think.... | |
Ashley | Take your time... |
Andrew | Dear mom and dad... |
Thanks for giving me life, it's been awful. | |
And thanks for giving Ashley life. She too, has been awful. | |
Ashley | HEY!! |
Andrew | Oh, I'm sorry. Did you not want me to share my thoughts after all? |
Ashley | Some eulogy this is... But go on. |
Andrew | Sorry for selling your souls. That was very rude of us. |
But you sold ours first, so that makes us even, doesn't it? | |
............ Aaaaand that's all I have to say. | |
Ashley | (Maybe he has changed after all....) |
Andrew | ... You seem a bit down. |
Are you sure you're not the one who wanted to say something? If so, then go for it. | |
Ashley | It's not that......... |
Andrew | Then what? |
Ashley | ..................... Say, now that this has been dealt with, are we in the clear? |
Andrew | Honestly? I have no idea... |
There's always the possibility I overlooked something..... | |
Ashley | That's right! And I bet you did! |
Andrew | ..... Huh? |
Ashley | Bet you fucked up baaaaaad, and we're just waiting to get hauled off to jail right now! |
Death row, here we come!! | |
Andrew | Wow thanks, Ashley.... Really. Way to put my mind at ease. |
Ashley | Hehee! You've got nothing to fear! As long as I am here with my trinket!! |
Andrew | I don't know.... Didn't you just say the last vision was useless? |
Ashley | Foolish Andrew! If we'd be in trouble, surely the vision would've shown me that instead! |
Andrew | You're so confident in pulling these assumptions out of your ass.........
But I hope you're right. |
Ashley | Don't you worry! Just leave it all to me!
But anyway, what should we do now?? |
Andrew | Leave it all to you, huh...... |
Ashley | Our next move, Andrew. Plan it. |
Andrew | Ummm... Well......
The money has bought us some time, but we still need to find ourselves new identities. |
Go to Mysterious mole.
Mysterious mole
Character | Dialogue |
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Andrew | The money has bought us some time, but we still need to find ourselves new identities. |
Ashley | Do we really though?
Can't we just live in the car? And mug random people for a living. |
Andrew | ........... That's just not going to work for very long...
Every time we try our luck, we're more likely to get caught. |
Ashley | Then can't we buy fake identities? I know people do that sometimes. |
Andrew | Point me to the guy who sells them, and I'll get right on that. |
Ashley | Ah! That cultist club seems like a really sketchy spot!
Maybe someone there knows someone who sells them! |
Andrew | Proooooooobably not though.... |
Ashley | Stop being such a defeatist. Let's go take a look-see. |
Andrew | It's a crap idea to go anywhere near where we killed that guy... |
Ashley | Also that motel was the only one letting us stay with cash only. |
Andrew | ........ Fine. But we're leaving the car in some random parking lot.
Since there's definitely an ongoing investigation for that hitman's death. |
Ashley | Right. Cool. Whatever. Let's get going. |
Andrew | ........??
(......... I had a mole here?) |
Ashley | Are you coming or what? |
Andrew | In a minute, let me finish this... |
Ashley | Waste of time and money. I love it. |
Andrew | U-huh. Glad to hear it. |
Go to Outro.
Outro
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