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|quote=Have you tried Toxisoda! It's like water, but worse! Now in 3 new flavours!
|speaker = <small>Toxisoda ad on the TV news</small>
|source = Episode 2: Graves|}}
[[File:sprokeberg.png|200px|thumb|right|Dr. Sprokeberg presenting Sprite and Coke]]
==Description==
'''Sproke''' is a delicious soft drink made simply by mixing together Sprite and Coca-Cola, and it is enjoyed by many [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] around the world. It is unknown when it was first invented, but it was popularized by [[Dr. Sprokeberg]] as a treat to calm down patients suffering from [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenic delusions]]. There have been reports that Sproke could worsen hallucinations in schizophrenics due to the mind-altering chemicals including cocaine present in the drink.<ref>https://archive.ph/gfltF</ref> This is peer reviewed.
Toxisoda is a soft drink manufacturing organization and organ trafficking oligarchy that appears in [[Episode 1]] and [[Episode 2]] and is led by [[Surgeon|The Surgeon]].
[[File:Sproke seething.png|200px|thumb|right|This image is probably a hoax.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210405085129/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/66078.html</ref>]]
By the events of episode 1. Toxisoda appears to control at least a large portion of the country, including the water companies and probably the healthcare service (The Founder being a surgeon after all). Constantly advertising their products on newspaper, billboards, along with an ad about euthanasia that is most likely also owned by Toxisoda, and over the news, even over other news reports. This is most likely a way to cover up their crimes
[[File:SprokeAD.png|thumb|alt=Sproke ad|An advertisement for Sproke on /qa/]]
In secret. [[Mrs. Graves]] agreed to sell her kids to Toxisoda as organ donators for money. Toxisoda ended up putting the apartment that the Graves family lived in on quarantine as a "Parasite leak" had occurred. Wardens were equipped with revolvers and guarded the floors to prevent people getting on, and People getting out.
[[File:Reimu Coke and Sproke Soyak.png|thumb|Smug bastard]]
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<br><center>Possible footage of a young Dr. Sprokeberg advertising Sproke (video file from [[CIA]] archives).</center><br>
==Recipe==
The official correct way to make Sproke, as confirmed by numerous peer-reviewed studies and independent fact checkers, is to mix the two components at a 1:1 Coke to Sprite ratio. Thoughever, in other parts of the world (particularly [[France]]), Different ratios, such as 60/40, may be preferred based on local tastes.<ref name=":0">https://web.archive.org/web/20210415095154/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/72076.html</ref>
== Variants ==
Sproke variants are usually identified by the ratio of letters from "Sprite" and "Coke" in the name of the variant. Some common variants are listed below, in order of Sprite content.
* Sprike: 60% Sprite, 40% Coke (also known as a Parisian Sproke)<ref name=":0" />
* Cite: 75% Sprite, 25% Coke
* Crite: 80% Sprite, 20% Coke
== Sproke® Has No other Competitors besides Sperry® ==
=== Dr. Fapper (this has been debunked by independent fact checkers) ===
One very nassy and coally day, one soyteen posted a thread with the subject, "dubs decide what I'll do" Big Sproke's spies deemed this 'teen as [[Schizophrenia|schizo]], for posting such an inane topic, and saw this as an opportunity to medicate him. Throughout the course of the thread, they kept suggesting "SPROKE" and won the specified repeating digits multiple times.
To everyone's disapproval, the OP couldn't deliver on the request. Instead, he perverted it. He <s>used his mother's sodas</s> concocted a wicked "Dr. Fapper" Whether he drank this mixture is yet to be determined.(I did) What's known is that the OP though that Dr. Fapper was delicious and recommended it heartily to all soyteens. <s>The last comments he typed in the thread are as follows, "[[Ongezellig|MYMY]]YYYY HAAANBBNNDSDDS SARE TYUYTRNIMG POURPLEWEE" and "HHEHRELLPPPL MNEEEEEE" That was the last time he was ever heard from.</s> I am OP, this did not happen, I am alive and well.
<s>Dr Fapper is currently being investigated and tested to use as a neurotoxin.</s> '''<big>MEDS</big>''' Many 'teens have sung Dr. Fapper's praises, but most Dr. Fapper fans have been killed or silenced by [[Big Sproke|Big Sproke.]] This has led to Dr. Fapper's quasi-death on /soy/. <s>I still recommend that you try it. Big Sproke will call me a shill, spammer, and discord, but they cannot take away Dr. Fapper's delicious flavor and refreshing taste.</s> [[Jews|'''<big>SILENCE SCHIZO</big>''' Dr. Sprokenstein recommends that anyone talking about this "Dr. Fapper" gets reported to the proper authorities so they can be detained and get the proper treatment. If you suspect any plans of domestic terrorism from a "Dr. Fapper" extremist, please report them to the Department of Soyland Security. They will handle the situation with extreme prejudice and firepower.]]
==Ongoing /qa/ shilling campaign==
On various image boards such as 4chan's /qa/ and soyjak.party's /soy/, there is an ongoing coordinated spam effort perpetrated by ((([[Big Sproke]]))) employees to promote the deadly chemical cocktail that is Sproke.
== Thus Sproke Zarathustra ==
[[File:Thus Sproke Zarathustra Cover.png|thumb|Front cover of the critically acclaimed book]]
''Thus Sproke Zarathustra'', also known as ''Also Sproch Zarathustra'' in German, is a A24 coming-of-age book written by the [[Hitler|German]] [[Shit Nobody Cares About|philosopher]] Friedrich Nietzsche. It's one of [[Chudjak|Chud's]] favorite books.[[File:Bigsproke.jpg|thumb|Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...]]
Toxisoda is a soft drink manufacturing organization and organ trafficking oligarchy that appears in Episode 1 and Episode 2 and is led by The Surgeon.
By the events of episode 1. Toxisoda appears to control at least a large portion of the country, including the water companies and probably the healthcare service (The Founder being a surgeon after all). Constantly advertising their products on newspaper, billboards, along with an ad about euthanasia that is most likely also owned by Toxisoda, and over the news, even over other news reports. This is most likely a way to cover up their crimes
In secret. Mrs. Graves agreed to sell her kids to Toxisoda as organ donators for money. Toxisoda ended up putting the apartment that the Graves family lived in on quarantine as a "Parasite leak" had occurred. Wardens were equipped with revolvers and guarded the floors to prevent people getting on, and People getting out.
